Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources episodes

September 18, 2018 Season 2 Episode 3: The Pleading
Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Big Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer Hamilton
Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries
Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe
Gato- Zach Gelfand
Rade- Brennan Lee
Szczyrba- Josh Bressler
Franklot Pinskalot- Carolyn Murdock
Ricky Pantelli- Art Kulatti
Akon- Stephen Flowers
Usetless- Patrick Gantz
52 min
September 04, 2018 Season 2 Episode 2: The Resistance
What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out!
Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Margatha Dot- Janelle Blasdel
Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza
Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson
Clip Cleanback- Rip Camillucci
Chamberlain Payne- Peter Williams
Mikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle
55 min
August 21, 2018 Season 2 Episode 1: The Evil Council
Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Zel Tar- Alec Plant
Big Boo Baby/Greg/Craig- Spencer Hamilton
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Satan- Peter Williams
The Janitor- ???
49 min
April 10, 2018 Episode 50: P16's Party (Season One Finale)
P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too.
Griff the Otter- Damon Royster
Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga
Bloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'Amato
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
1 hr 2 min
March 27, 2018 Episode 49: The Corporate Cow
The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style.
Moo-Reen the Cow- Lizzie Cross
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
44 min
March 13, 2018 Episode 48: The Ur-Man
The HR Boys get a visit from Zel Tar, the rage-havin', dish-washin', future momma-marryin' heir to the House of Tar on Alien's homeworld of Ur. Meanwhile, Wade's still knocked the eff out, and P.T. "The Rock" Barnabus and Danica Patrick, No Relation, Weekend at Wade's the hell out of NASA.
Zel Tar, heir to the House of Tar- Alec Plant
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
43 min
February 27, 2018 Episode 47- The Butter Ball
The HR boys meet Beverly Hulot, who I can't believe IS butter. Meanwhile, the Professor/Big Dumb Rock and Wade go head to head, and walk through space. Take it easy, desperados, because this episode's already gone.
Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
42 min
February 13, 2018 Episode 46: Gary's Nanobots
The HR Boys get a visit from their old pal Gary from Accounting. Or, should I say, a visit from the sentient nanobots now controlling their old pal Gary from Accounting's body. Fun! Meanwhile, are...are we really just gonna let the Professor be a rock now? We're going to allow that? Ugh. SHUT YOUR BEER SLOTS AND ENJOY, FOLKS.
Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
45 min
January 30, 2018 Episode 45: Captain Purrow Returns!
Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener.
SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS!
Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
41 min
January 16, 2018 Episode 44: Oscar, the Heckled.
The HR Boys get a visit from Oscar, a G'thorian who is the ship's number one sound boy, and more importantly, who's just gettin' his butt heckled off, man! Meanwhile, Danica, Wade, and the Professor make a shit, err, pit stop on the moon, dude!
Oscar- Nick Mestad
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
40 min

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and…