Biden gives the worst and most divisive speech in presidential history, in which he calls half of the country a “threat to democracy." What we want to know is who chose the dark red background for his speech? It couldn’t have been a better choice to represent his presidential term thus far. College football is officially here, and Pat’s BYU opens its season on Saturday. The NFL regular season kicks off Thursday on Amazon Prime Video. Speaking of football, More On Trivia starts next Friday! The Babylon Bee is here with an overly sarcastic video displaying an FBI raid of all of Biden’s shortcomings. Press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre claims that if you don’t agree with the majority, then you are extreme. According to Kamala Harris, hearing aids will soon be more affordable and available over the counter, a massive step for the administration. Why are streaming services releasing a TV show episode a week? They’re not network television! Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot offers to take all Texans to Chicago to “offer their rights back,” in response to immigrants being transported there.

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