Demon Semen (based off the Bush song, “Everything Zen”)

Something’s happening when I sleep

Were there some drugs in that lemon?

What the hell kinda dreams are these?

Did I f*ck a demon?

The room’s spinning like KellyAnne

Gotta migraine too

Did the demon do this to me?

Serve me whiskey till 2?

Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

I saw my doctor late last week

He looked at me funny

Called in all the hot nurses

And then he said to me

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen

I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is, Facebook is

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Semen, semen

I sure hope not

I sure hope not

I sure hope not

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In this episode, I refute conspiracy theories spread about the pandemic from those suffering from what I call C(ovid)OMPLEX. These tinfoil-hat beliefs include that: 1) "COVID is a hoax," 2) "COVID is just a means of the government taking away our rights," and 3) "COVID is merely an attempt to prevent Donald Trump from winning re-election," among others. WARNING: If you're wearing a tinfoil hat while listening to this episode, it will explode.

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“What’s His Face?”

I hadn’t heard of you since your defeat

Then you up and decided to rage-tweet

I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago

You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe

Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate

When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”

You disappeared like coronavirus

This vaccine takes 80 years to function

I can’t believe it was nearly four years ago

You got your a$$ handed to you by Sleepy Joe

Gone are your clip-on tie, cheap a$$ wig, and endless hate

When asked about you, I say, “What’s his face?”

Remember, November

KKK flags were at half mast

Remember, November

KKK flags were at half mast

You’re like a ghost in time

White, absent

Invisible

Out of our life

You’re like a ghost in time

White, absent

Invisible

Out of all our lives

Out, out, out, out

You brought forth the darkness

Hoped to never see the sun rise

That we’d sleep forever

We woke to kick out the traitor

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“(No) Winning”

The day has finally come

The sun is shining high and bright

Ready to wait several hours in line

I’m about to cast my vote

My head high and proud

You are so going down

In the USA

We will no longer be ashamed

NBC calls it

Donald Trump got the sh*t kicked out of him

Tears stroll down his cheeks

As he asks Putin how they can still cheat

He then whines and tweets

Says prepare for his victory speech

He goes to the mic

Says he pulled off the biggest comeback

Even though he lost

He thinks the scoring is like golf

Who’s gonna tell him?

You can’t kick the ball till it goes in

The United States of America wins

As you become someone’s bitch in prison

Russia cried today

A clothed Putin is riding horseback

His shirt staying on

As he thinks about dumping Don

Democracy wins

Democracy wins

Everyone wins if democracy wins

Democracy wins

Democracy wins

Everyone wins if democracy wins

Suppression laws blew up in their face

Gerrymandering got you nowhere

You’re not going to silence our voice

You can f*ck right off for all that we care

Tell a child not to reach into the jar

He’ll look at you, smirk, and head toward it right away

Strip the rights of which our soldiers died for

We’ll stand together and piss on your leg

We drank tons of water today

Drank 13 jugs of water today

We haven’t peed at all today

Your legs will get soaked today

About to spray

Make our mark today

Doesn’t matter what you do

What you do, say, or think

If you try to deny our rights

Burn our Constitution

We’ll make your tiny balls shrink

He awoke, then tuned in to Fox and Friends

Hoping Kilmeade and Douche give him positive spin

Searching for a sign

Just give him a line

A single word shall suffice

Just “win” will do

He thinks it’s coming

It’s going to happen

Fullest context is of no relevance

What happened?

Nobody liked you, everyone blocked you

What happened?

The mob has attacked you for being Trump

What happened?

Everyone blocked you, nobody liked you

What happened?

The mob has attacked you for being Trump

That’s what f*cking happened

Woo! Yeah!

You lost out on the West Coast

You lost on the East Coast too

You lost over on the islands

And made the desert blue

You lost with the young voters

You lost with boomers as well

You lost with family members

And porn stars you have blackmailed

You lost with the scientists

You lost with all the doctors

Muslims want to ban your a$$

Hispanics want to build a wall

We don’t want an arrogant covidiot

So we want you out

Get the hell out

Get the hell out

He’s about to fly far from here

It is January 20th of next year

With some TP stuck to his shoes

He’s trembling in fear

He’s facing lawsuits every which way

From laundering to an Al Capone wannabe

From Tijuana to Augusta, Maine

He wants outta here

As he leaves his jet-plane

Balance finally feels restored

America may possibly be somewhat sane again

After led by a yuge Cheeto

We have hit hell bottom

But can rise up and

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

The bullying will now stop

He finally got his due

He was quite weak after all

We melted this snowflake with our will and

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Hope

We now have hope again

Nobody liked you

Everyone blocked you

The mob has attacked you for being Trump

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“Wake Us Up When October Ends”

The day can’t come soon enough

The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out

Wake us up when October ends

Walking like he has bad gout

His hate rallies never stop

Wake us up when October ends

Here come the tweets again

Coming out his a$$

As thousands die today

From his incompetence

As he degrades the press

Unable to form a sentence

Wake us up when October ends

The day can’t come soon enough

The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out

Wake us up when October ends

Debates the truth again

Up is down and blue is red

Wake us up when October ends

Here come the tweets again

Coming out his a$$

As thousands die today

From his incompetence

As he degrades the press

Unable to form a sentence

Wake us up when October ends

The day can’t come soon enough

The day Trump gets his a$$ kicked out

Wake us up when October ends

Walking like he has bad gout

His hate rallies will now stop

Wake us up when October ends

Wake us up when October ends

Wake us up when October ends

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“Twittermob”

Nobody liked you

Everyone blocked you

The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump

Here come all the bots and trolls

Punctuation errors all the time

Misspelling “the” and “stupid”

Having the grammar of tulips

Never spoken English in their lives

Here come the same old insults

You’re a socialist communist Marxist

They don’t know what those words mean

They think they’re all shades of green

When you prove them wrong, they call you racist

I just called Trump a bigly sack of sh*t

The Russian mob is now reporting it

I used an asterisk, not an “i”

The judge says I won’t do any time

They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps

They won’t stop until Putin says

Why is the sun up?

Where did the night go?

I swear it’s past time to go to bed

Even trolls need some beauty rest

Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off

English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh

Best to move on

They’re not the Judases of Nambia

They defend Taint Donny in spite of

His care and concern for just himself

To rock the boat that is America

They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps

They won’t stop until Putin says

Why is the sun up?

Where did the night go?

I swear it’s past time to go to bed

I say they can’t shake this place

Unless we allow them

They can be persistent as hell

But can never be Warren

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“Diversionary World”

It’s a diversionary world

Look over there – a squirrel

The shiny object of today

Exposed of yet another crime

What can he do this time?

So the press will look his way?

He broke the law again

Rigging his own election

He asks for Russia’s hacking

Gets on his knees for Putin

He fires one of the very best

Better than all of the rest

One who had no experience

He says POWs aren’t heroes

It’s because they were captured

Never did deal with bone spurs

He broke the law again

Rigging his own election

He asks for Russia’s hacking

Gets on his knees for Putin

He broke the law again

Rigging his own election

He asks for Russia’s hacking

He wants a killer’s backing

He talks like he’s attacking

Gets on his knees for Putin

It’s a diversionary world

A diversionary world

A diversionary world

A diversionary world

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“Here’s the Bombshell”

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the game

He grabbed some pu$$y

It is on the tape

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the big leak

He sold out the nation

For a piece of cheese

From abused powers to golden showers

He’s the traitor that

Went and betrayed us all

He’s the sh*t stain

On our country

The stench needs to be wiped off

Permanently

What’s he tweeting?

Is he obstructing?

Threatening potential witnesses?

Well, of course he is

He’s in trouble

Like a couple

Of drunken elders

In a cornfield

Maze that was never there

He tweets a bunch of nonsense

Deflects blame to you and me

He repeats hyperbolics

Not knowing what that means

Then becomes a viral meme

He tweets a bunch of nonsense

Deflects blame to you and me

He repeats hyperbolics

Not knowing what that means

Then becomes a viral meme

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the game

He grabbed some pu$$y

It is on the tape

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the big leak

He sold out the nation

For a piece of cheese

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the game

He grabbed some pu$$y

It is on the tape

Here’s the bombshell

Here’s the big leak

He sold out the nation

For a piece of cheese

Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell

And it is on the tape

Here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell, here’s the bombshell

And it is on the tape

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