I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

By Craig Rozniecki

Where snark and facts meet, have a few drinks, and see what happens.... more

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I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki episodes:

April 27, 2020 "Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody
"Lysol" (to the tune of Oasis's "Wonderwall")
Today is gonna be a dayI speak gobbledygook to youBy now you should've realizedThis is what I f*ckin' doI don't believe that anybodyKnows what I'm about to do right now
Dumb speak, the words are in my headReady to finally come outI'm sure you've never heard them beforeUnless you're a fake doctor named GoutI don't believe anybody will lookAs stupid as I'm about to now
And none of the wheels in my head are turningAnd all the light bulbs up there aren't workingThere are many ways that I wouldLike to save my assPerhaps this is how
Because maybeYou're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after allYou're my Lysol
Today is gonna be a dayI'm gonna suggest you eat some pooJam Sharpies in your nose somehowMaybe eat my tax returns tooI don't believe that anybodyKnows what I'm about to do right now
And none of the wheels in my head are turningAnd all the light bulbs up there aren't workingThere are many ways that I wouldLike to save my assPerhaps this is how
I said maybeYou're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after allYou're my Lysol
I said maybe (I said maybe)You're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after allYou're my Lysol
I said maybe (I said maybe)You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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5min
April 27, 2020 Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.
Every time Donald Trump speaks in front of a camera, the chyron should read, "Don't do this at home, kids," and never go away until he stops talking. Case and point: his recent suggestion on injecting disinfectants to rid oneself of coronavirus. Yes, he actually said this. There's a reason why #LysolTrump has been trending on Twitter over the past few days, and it's not because Melania's expecting a baby, which she and Donnie have decided to name after a disinfectant. In this episode, I help you to relive that magically stupid moment, and then predict what Trump might have said to trigger some of the most ridiculous warning labels ever created.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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9min
April 27, 2020 The Pen Is Mightier Than the Needs of Families Trying to Slow a Pandemic.
Have to wait longer than expected for your coronavirus-bill-paper-check? That's likely because Donald Trump insisted on placing his signature on it. In this episode, I dissect why his insistence was, as a Debbie-Downer Valley Girl might say, "Like so not good." In addition, I sarcastically (real sarcasm, Donald...) run through some other hypothetical scenarios where I could see The Donald taking credit for another's accomplishment and then essentially wrecking said accomplishment.
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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6min
April 09, 2020 A Letter to the Enabler
Round 1: Chuck Schumer sends a letter to Donald Trump
Round 2: Donald Trump sends a letter to Chuck Schumer
Round 3: This episode, where I read a letter to Donald Trump
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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16min
April 03, 2020 The No-Social-Distancing-Rally-Briefings
Tired of seeing Trump lie to the American public for an hour every day at his Coronavirus press briefings and want to laugh at his expense instead? If so, check out this episode, where I reenact a Donald Trump Coronavirus press briefing, from his introductory mumble-jumbo to the infamous q-and-a portion of it.
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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12min
March 30, 2020 COVID-19 Top Tens
Well, with many of us on lockdown, understandably panicking about Coronavirus, I thought I’d try to lighten the mood a bit with a series of Letterman-like Top Ten Lists concerning COVID-19. These include: The Top Ten Coronavirus Pick-Up Lines; The Top Ten Ideas Trump Will Have to End Coronavirus; The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do During the COVID Pandemic; The Top Ten Lies Trump Will Tell About COVID-19 in the Future; and The Top Ten Social-Distancing Dating Tips.
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
11min
March 25, 2020 The Coronavirus Jesus
A month ago, we were at 15 cases of Coronavirus, when "President" Trump told the nation we'd be down to zero cases in a couple of days. We've now exceeded 50,000 cases, so like Flonase is (in)famous for, "15 is greater than 50,000." With the flattening of the curve nowhere yet in sight, The Donald wants to reopen the country on Easter Sunday. In this episode, I predict what ol' Donnie boy will tell the nation on resurrection Sunday. Let him prey, I mean us pray...
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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7min
March 25, 2020 You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P
As it’s been several weeks since the pandemic initially struck America, I think we can now safely gauge what Trump’s mindset is during times of crisis. Sadly, it’s merely identical to his mindset in every other situation. In this episode, I satirize Trump's response by speaking for him during a hypothetical national fire. No, he didn't light it, but he's trying to deny it.
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
7min
March 15, 2020 Would you like some dressing with that word salad?
In this episode, I dissect a Donald Trump word salad for the ages. The guy really doesn't "have the best words"...
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
7min
March 12, 2020 1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete
Do you like math? Even if you answered no, humor me for a second here. What's Donald Trump + Coronavirus + dark humor = ? This episode. Check it out! You won't even need a vaccine!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
13min

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The podcast currently has 235 episodes available.