Trump supporters held what they called a #MAGAChallenge, where they uploaded Trump-friendly raps to the "internets." I thought I'd join the fun by writing and recording an anti-Trump rap. It's based off the song, "Regulate," by Warren G and Nate Dogg, and is entitled "Fabricate." In case you want to follow along at home, here are the lyrics. Enjoy!
Fabricators. He fabricates every single thing undoubtedly. He's damn stupe too. But you can't be blind when he tweets. You gotta handy with the truth, if you know what I mean. Keep it real. Fabricators, round up!
It was a clear black night, a clear white screenDonnie T was on his tweets tryin' to misleadBegging for attention any which way he canChillin' in his jammies, eatin' buckets of chicken
Just clicked the bottom left side of the white screenOn a mission to mislead everybodyHeard some outrageous claims on Fox & FriendsIt's time to repeat all their craziness
So he types with his indices while staring downLookin' like a dufus, lookin' like a clownGrammar, spelling, and punctuation errors galoreSpell-check pops up, Donnie T calls it a whore
He screams obscenities, starts throwing thingsSays, "How dare you question my covfefing?"I'll take a hamberder any day of the weekThe orange of the word is Nambia
He's gettin' likes, he's gettin' retweetsI can't believe they spreadin' debunked conspiraciesIgnoring the facts, ignoring the truth,Believing emails from Nigerian Prince Baby Ruth
He's got people brainwashed all aroundTurning the world completely upside downWhat you see is fake and what you hear is tooThose police sirens really aren't after you
He's got lies in your head, you can't get them outYour debunked beliefs, he's removing all doubtNo global warming, it's a Chinese hoaxGravity ain't no thing, you'll simply float
Whether it be 2019 or 1932The truth has not been kind to youHe's talkin' & tweetin', all night and dayDonnie T and his goons had to fabricate
[Instrumental interlude]
He laid all the tweets down, he let the talk unfoldForcing the fact-checkers back into freak modeAs they roll their eyes and facepalm themselvesWondering how anyone could believe this nonsense
Donnie's got the freaks and that's a known factJust look at his rallies and all those MAGA hatsMissing teeth, misspelled signsNonsensical chants, cousin-wives
Just as I thought, they looked all the sameIn need of a reality checkBut Donnie T and his goonsSaid vote against your best interestsOne of them MAGAts was loud as hellDonnie T said, "I like this guy!"The crowd cheered and Donnie smiledBefore his dentures fell outHe's gotta small room full of hicks and something really smellsChances are they all took golden showers
He's tweeting into a whole new eraReality, step to this, he dares youCrap on a whole new level
The actual is the alternative and the alternative is the actual
Letters, keys, idiocracyReality, where bullsh*t are lies and lies are bullsh*t
If you know like he knowsYou don't know the truthIt's the reality era, not in line with the Trump U.If you tweet like he tweetsThen you lie like every dayCuz he never tells the truth, all he does is fabricate
Original song lyrics: https://genius.com/Warren-g-regulate-lyrics
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