Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 9!

In this episode, we descend into the suburbs of 1970s Houston to examine the case of Dean Corll, a man the world remembers as “The Candy Man,” but whose neighborhood knew as "The Pied Piper".

Behind the friendly persona was one of the most prolific serial killers in American history. Corll groomed and manipulated teenage boys, ultimately recruiting two of them - David Brooks and Elmer Wayne Henley Jr. - to help lure victims to his apartment. Corll orchestrated what was, at the time, the deadliest serial murder case in American history.

His story is a haunting look at how easily a predator can blend into the fabric of a neighborhood and how a system’s indifference toward "runaway" children can provide a monster with a three-year head start.

This is a case study in grooming, systemic failure, and the ultimate betrayal of innocence. This episode discusses sexual abuse, coercion, and violence against minors. Listener discretion advised.

The poison for this episode is Salted Caramel Old Fashioned.

If you want to drink with me, you’ll need bourbon, salted caramel syrup, and black walnut bitters.

Salted Caramel Old Fashioned:

• 2 oz Bourbon
• ½ oz Salted Caramel Syrup
• 2 dashes Black Walnut Bitters
• Pinch of sea salt

In a mixing glass, stir the bourbon, syrup, and bitters with ice until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over a large ice cube. Garnish with a thin slice of green apple or a piece of hard caramel candy. 

Enjoy!

Sources: “Dean Corll: The True Story of The Houston Mass Murders: Historical Serial Killers and Murderers” by Jack Olsen - https://www.amazon.com/Dean-Corll-Houston-Historical-Murderers/dp/1517485002 and the documentary "The Clown & the Candyman" - https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/show/the-clown-the-candyman-investigation-discovery-atve-us

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 8 - PART 2!

In Part 2, we move from smoky back rooms to boardrooms with better lighting.

If Part 1 built the foundation - Prohibition money, mob logistics, compromised officials - Part 2 shows what happens when the underworld goes corporate. The old guard dies off, but the infrastructure evolves.

Drawing exclusively from Whitney Webb’s One Nation Under Blackmail (Vol. 1), this episode explores how blackmail, intelligence operations, private banking networks, political fixers, and “respectable” institutions converged in the 1970s–1990s to form something far more durable than a crime ring: a system.

We discuss the evolution of the “favor bank”, how leverage replaced cash as the ultimate currency and how power adapts when exposed. When one front man falls, another steps in. When a bank collapses, the assets migrate. And when chaos looks random, it isn’t.

The thesis remains the same: blackmail isn’t the scandal. It’s the infrastructure.

The poison for this episode is the Hemingway Daiquiri.

Hemingway Daiquiri:

• 2 ounces light rum
• 1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
• 1/2 ounce freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
• 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
• 1/4 ounce simple syrup
• Lime wheel, for garnish

Add the rum, maraschino liqueur, lime juice and grapefruit juice into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with lime.

Enjoy!

Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 1: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://a.co/d/07BX9RmJ

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 8 - PART 1!

In this episode, I pull back the curtain on One Nation Under Blackmail Vol 1. by Whitney Webb - a meticulously sourced deep dive that reframes power, corruption, and control in America as a long-running business model, not a conspiracy theory. 

We'll talk about how intelligence agencies, organized crime, financial institutions, and political elites converged to create a system where corruption isn’t a bug - it’s a feature. Blackmail becomes leverage. Leverage becomes policy. And accountability eventually dies.

This episode is about power consolidation and what happens when the same actors keep showing up in every scandal because they designed the board.

The poison for this episode is the Hemingway Daiquiri.

Hemingway Daiquiri:

• 2 ounces light rum
• 1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
• 1/2 ounce freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
• 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
• 1/4 ounce simple syrup
• Lime wheel, for garnish

Add the rum, maraschino liqueur, lime juice and grapefruit juice into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with lime.

Enjoy!

Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 1: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://a.co/d/07BX9RmJ

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 7!

In this episode, we examine the case of Jane Toppan, a woman often reduced to the label of “killer nurse,” but whose crimes reveal something far more disturbing. Toppan didn’t simply murder her patients - she manipulated them. 

Charged with twelve murders and confessing to at least thirty-one, she exploited a system that trusted caregivers implicitly and rarely questioned deaths labeled as “natural.” Her case forces an uncomfortable conversation about access, authority, and how easily harm can hide behind a smile and a uniform.

This is a case study in pathology, power, and what happens when caregiving becomes compulsion.

The poison for this episode is the Black Velvet.

If you want to drink with me, you’ll need champagne and Guinness stout.

Black Velvet:

• ½ champagne
• ½ Guinness stout

Slowly pour the champagne into a chilled flute, then gently top with Guinness by pouring it over the back of a spoon to create the layered effect. No garnish. Let it sit as it is.

Enjoy!

Sources: “America’s First Serial Killer Jane Toppan and the Making of a Monster" by Mary Kay McBrayer - https://www.amazon.com/Americas-First-Female-Serial-Killer/dp/1642502073 and read The Chicago Tribune Archives.

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In this Sober Take, we examine the federal sentencing memorandum in Pamela Anne Hemphill, a January 6 case that shows how courts evaluate individual conduct inside a mass event.

*CORRECTION:KEPT CALLING HER PATRICIA IN THE EPISODE*

Hemphill pleaded guilty to parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a restricted Capitol building, a misdemeanor offense. On its face, the charge appears minor. But the government’s sentencing memorandum argues that her conduct, credibility, and history place the case on the more serious end of the misdemeanor spectrum.

The government ultimately recommended 60 days of incarceration, followed by probation, community service, and restitution, emphasizing deterrence, accountability, and respect for the rule of law.

This episode does not relitigate January 6.

 It explains why context matters using the government’s own filing as the guide.

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 6!

In this episode, we step deep into Chicago history to unpack the myth and the menace of Sylvester “Two Gun Pete” Washington, one of the most infamous and contradictory figures in the city’s law enforcement past.

Celebrated by newspapers as a fearless crime fighter and quietly feared by the communities he policed, Washington was the most recognizable Black police officer in Chicago history. Armed with two pearl-handled .357 magnums, he built a reputation that blurred the line between lawman and outlaw.

This episode examines how Washington’s violence was repeatedly ruled “justified,” how celebrity and corruption shielded him from accountability, and how his private life revealed a pattern of abuse, sexual violence, and unchecked power that followed him off the streets and into his home.

This is not a Western. It’s not a hero’s story. It’s a case study in how authority, fear, racism, and institutional protection can turn one man into a nightmare legend.

The poison for this episode is The Last Word.

If you want to drink with me, you’ll need gin, chartreuse, marachino cherries liqueur, lime juice, and brandied cherries.

Last Word:

• 3/4 ounce gin
• 3/4 ounce green Chartreuse
• 3/4 ounce maraschino liqueur
• 3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
• Garnish: brandied cherry (optional)

Add the gin, green Chartreuse, maraschino liqueur, and lime juice to a shaker filled with ice. Shake until thoroughly chilled, then strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with a brandied cherry, if you’re feeling fancy.

Enjoy!

Sources: “Chicago's Two Gun Pete: Not a Western, a True Story” by Jerry Jones - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18281562-chicago-s-two-gun-pete and read The Chicago Tribune Archives.

Full Song: Jack Cooley & Orchestra "Mr. Two-Gun Pete" (1950) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTtGxhX0kXw

I do not own the copyright to this recording. The playing of this song is for historical and educational purposes only. 

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In this Sober Take, I ramble about a federal class-action lawsuit alleging that Stake.us operates as an illegal online casino in the United States while marketing itself as a “free” social gaming platform.

The lawsuit also names celebrity promoters, including Drake and Adin Ross, alleging they were paid to livestream gambling activity using funds supplied by the platform—creating a misleading picture of risk for everyday users.

This episode does not determine guilt. Instead, it explains what is being alleged, why the case is being heard in federal court, influencer gambling, and what this lawsuit could mean for social casinos, digital advertising, and online accountability going forward.

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 5!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

This week, We're on a road trip. I'm joined by my sister, Kirrah, as we take on one of the most disturbing cases in modern American crime history.

His name was Samuel Little, and for decades he moved through cities virtually invisible. Between the 1970s and early 2000s, Little murdered women across the United States while law enforcement repeatedly failed to connect the cases or, in many instances, failed to investigate them at all.

We're going to break down Samuel Little's, how racism, sexism, and systemic neglect allowed his victims’ deaths to be misclassified or dismissed, and how a series of late-life confessions finally forced the FBI to reckon with the true scope of his crimes.

This episode isn’t just about the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history, it’s about the systems that enabled him, the lives that were overlooked, and the uncomfortable reality that justice only arrived when it was too late.

Grab your drink, because the poison in this episode is the Road Trip.

If you want to drink with us, you’ll need cognac, rye whiskey, crème de cassis (black currant) liqueur, lemon juice, lingonberry preserves, salt and sugar.

The Road Trip:

• 1 oz cognac
• 1 oz rye whiskey
• ½ oz crème de cassis or black currant liqueur
• 1 barspoon lingonberry preserves
• 1 oz lemon juice
• granulated sugar, for rim
• kosher salt, for rim
• lemon twist, for garnish (optional)

Combine equal parts salt and sugar and use the mixture to rim a chilled serving glass. Add the remaining ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake hard for about 20 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with lemon - or don’t.

Enjoy!

Sources: “Behold the Monster: Confronting America’s Most Prolific Serial Killer” by Jillian Lauren - https://a.co/d/cl5PMfF and watched “The 93 Victims of Samuel Little” documentary on ID -https://tubitv.com/series/300010332/the-93-victims-of-samuel-little and the FBI Files.

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Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 4!

This week, we’re taking a sharp left turn from Kansas and landing in Miami Beach.  In July of 1997, world-renowned fashion icon Gianni Versace was gunned down on the steps of his own mansion.

And at the center of it all? A social climber named Andrew Cunanan.

Today, we’re digging into how a kid from San Diego spiraled into a cross-country killing spree, how he managed to stay one step ahead of the entire country for three months, and how it all ended in Miami leaving the fashion world in shambles.

Let's break down the chaos that Cunanan left behind. Grab your drink, because the poison in this episode is The Red Carpet.

If you want to drink with us, you’ll need vodka, Campari, pomegranate liqueur, lemon, and simple syrup.

The Red Carpet:

• 1 1/2 ounces vodka
• 1 ounce Campari
• 1 ounce pomegranate liqueur
• 1/2 ounce simple syrup
• Lemon slice, for garnish

Shake the all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon - or don’t.

Enjoy!

Sources: Vulgar Favors: Andrew Cunanan, Gianni Versace, and the Largest Failed Manhunt in U.S. History by Maureen Orth - https://a.co/d/58aPnn3 and the FBI Files: https://vault.fbi.gov/andrew-phillipcunanan/Andrew%20Phillip%20Cunanan%20Part%2001/view

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Welcome to Season 4 - Episode 3!

This week, we’re heading to Wichita, Kansas. The quiet little town that wasn’t so quiet once BTK showed up.

Bind. Torture. Kill. That’s what he called himself. And for thirty years, he hid behind the mask of a husband, father, church leader, and city code enforcer while secretly turning his darkest fantasies into reality.

My sister Kirrah is joining me this week to unpack how a man that ordinary managed to fool everyone including his family, his congregation, and even the cops.

 Grab your drink, because the poison in this episode is The Forbidden Sour.

If you want to drink with us, you’ll need bourbon, lemon juice, pomegranate syrup, and simple syrup.

The recipe for The Forbidden Sour is as follows:

• 2 oz Bourbon
• 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
• 1/2 oz Pomegranate Liqueur (or Grenadine)
• 1/4 oz Simple Syrup (optional, for sweetness)

Shake all ingredients with ice until chilled, then strain into a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with a lemon twist if you’re feeling fancy.

Enjoy!

Sources: “Inside the Mind of BTK: The True Story Behind the Thirty-Year Hunt for the Notorious Wichita Serial Killer” by Johnny Dodd and John E. Douglas, BTK: Chasing A Serial Killer and A&E’s BTK: Confession of a Serial Killer.

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