Idiot's Guide to Horror

Grab your compasses creepies, we're headed into the woods for a double feature! This week, Cara n' Chris are covering both OG found footage baddie The Blair Witch Project (1999) and it's sweet little brother Blair Witch (2016). Plus, we defend a misunderstood franchise with all of our hearts and try to figure out the geography of Maryland. This is as close as we'll ever get to camping, so come along with us!

Who are you wearing, creepies?! For the last episode of season 1, Chris and Cara are going full tangent for an awards show based around our own podcast. Join us while we navigate through our biggest accomplishments and our biggest follies. We revisit our best rants, add some new ones for next year, and talk about horror movies a little bit. Happy New Year creepies!

Meeerrrrry Christmas, creepies! For our first Christmas together, we idiots took on the original Black Christmas (1974). We talk about the movie a little bit but go on lots of tangents about Margot Kidder, try to determine which is the best Scorcese movie, and discuss some of our most accomplished pranks. The call is coming from inside the house...and it's us, saying that we love you! Pick up!

Get ready to get assimilated, creepies! This week, Cara n' Chris are navigating the icy plains of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). We also throw down about ambiguous endings, make a plea with Hollywood for more practical effects, joke about Justin Bieber, and wonder what kind of freakin' person would have ever hated this movie. So tell us, are you...assimilated? Or have you ever been assimilated? Well, we have!

Welcome to our world, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara are joined by friend of the pod Tim Costa to discuss the most historic election of our lifetime: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)! We dive deep into the movie and stay somewhat on topic but...c'mon, there are tangents. There are always tangents. Much like Will and Lori, what we have is special, so pick a side and come on in!

People get cut sometimes, creepies! Because we love you so much, Cara n' Chris are covering I Know Who Killed Me (2007) to celebrate the oncoming Lohanaissance! Cara's upset about a tattoo and Chris reveals the rules for smoking indoors. She may know who killed her, but we're ready to kill you...with education and laughter.

Don't drink the wine, creepies! Chris n' Cara are covering the ultimate ode to social anxiety, The Invitation! They're also covering just about everything else; for the holidays, we added some extra tangents for you! We invite you to a dinner party...and you don't even have to leave your house. Come on in!

Don't get out of our house, creepies! This week Chris n' Cara are covering Mother! (2017), Darren Aronofsky's biblical allegory with a horror lean. We're also talking about Taylor Swift, Hairspray, and how scary it is to learn that you can crack a rib hyperventilating. We hope you like feminist rants, 'cause that's kind of our thing. 

It's your biiiiiiiirthday, creepies! This week, Cara n' Chris are kicking the mood up a notch with Willy's Wonderland! Cara can't shut up about Nicolas Cage, Chris is talking about the effects in The Thing again, and we discuss how Burger King ruined our night. Also, we add in a review from a 6-year-old fan and we gossip about the Creek...Dawson's, that is. Grab a can of PUNCH cola, fire up the pinball machine, and let's take on these animatronics!

We're making a whole podcast and no one is going to eat any but you, creepies! This week, Cara n' Chris are getting dark and dismal with Yorgos Lanthimos's The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Other discussions include penis doubles, Alicia Silverstone's parenting, and the best methods for finding naked photos of Colin Farrell on the internet. This movie is heavy, but it doesn't stop us from being idiots!