Idiot's Guide to Horror

Happy Halloween, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara are serving up a big ol' Halloween special by finally covering that movie we've talked about constantly without ever covering: Ari Aster's brilliant feature debut, Hereditary! We also discuss fish sex, name everyone Peter, and shower Toni Collette in stolen band aids and gauze. Don't you ever talk to us that way! We are your mother!

Don't fall asleep, creepies! This week, Cara n' Chris record in the same room again and wear their knife gloves to talk about THEE classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! This week we are truly unhinged, rambling about Quentin Tarantino, proper jail attire, and crop tops. Definitely a nightmare dressed like a daydream, just like Taylor said. 1, 2, we made this podcast for you, 3, 4, we're gonna make more...

Always check your candy, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara attempt their first live stream to discuss Halloween anthology classic Trick 'r Treat (2007). There's animals! We give a popular band a new bargain basement discount name! We discuss the difference between toddlers and tweens! Sam lovers only. 

We're going to get you, creepies! This week, Cara n' Chris dive into one of our all-time favorites, The Evil Dead, for the film's 40th anniversary!  You also get a bonus education on the history of Cannibal Holocaust and the differences from its bastard child, Cannibal Ferox. All this and more! For God's sake, what happened to our podcast?!

Seven daaaays, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara fall down the well with The Ring (2002)! They also discuss just about every other American remake of Japanese horror, Chris gives a voice to the horses, and Cara is nonplussed. Before you die you may see the ring, so while you're alive, why not hear the jokes?

Heeeere's Johnny, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara explore the hallowed halls of the Overlook Hotel when we talk about The Shining (1980)! In this house, we stan Shelley Duvall (despite the indoor smoking and questionable fashion), cover other languages, and talk about being where the murders are. We're not gonna hurt ya! We're just gonna bash your ears in with our jokes, that's all!

These days you've gotta have a sequel, creepies! Continuing in our Back to School series, Chris n' Cara pick up some pencils and head to Windsor College for Scream 2 (1996)! We get reaaaaally in-depth in our analysis and spare no detail, including Gale Weathers's glorious hair. We also graze through a little Degrassi talk, and discuss how appropriate it is to "Top Gun" your paramour. We may think we love you guys, but we won't make a public spectacle of it...y'know, unless you want us to.

Do you know anything about...witches, creepies? Continuing on our Back to School series, Cara n' Chris are covering Dario Argento's masterpiece, Suspiria! Hey, ballet academies are schools, okay? We also cover reality television, Chris performs some of his greatest hits, and we even introduce a new segment! You're about to meet a podcast...the living podcast!! (Sorry...)

We are the weirdos, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara are kicking off our Back to School series with everyone's favorite t'witches in The Craft (1996)! We also cover important topics such as old cell phone models and Tila Tequila.  We also start a new segment where we provide a gossip blind item straight from the source. We bind thee, listeners, from doing harm!

Last breath of summer, creepies! To close out our summer series, Cara n' Chris are covering cult favorite horror comedy The Cabin in the Woods (2011). Smile for the one, two, or three-way mirror and smoke your untainted flowers, then cozy up as Chris regales you with tales of vacation horror and Cara manifests spooky season. David Spade may be a werewolf scholar, but we're pretty damn knowledgeable, too!