Idiot's Guide to Horror

Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot, creepies? This week, Chris n' Cara are raving about Jennifer's Body (2009). These two are diving deep into Jennifer Check's ancient art of boy-eating! Of course, they couldn't just leave it there, so they also discuss high school libraries, celebrity gossip, and the dress from Pretty in Pink. How could we ever be insecure if you make us your Snowflake Queens? Let's go!

Are you hungry, creepies? This week, Cara n' Chris are feeding you a discussion loosely based around coming-of-age horror The Wretched (2019). Really, they're talking about a lot of other stuff...like Lindsay Lohan, a bunch of other horror movies, and terrible high school nicknames. But they definitely talk about The Wretched at least a little. Grab your bundle of sticks, hide your babies, and let's go!

Smash that like & subscribe, creepies! Chris n' Cara are buckling up and talking about Spree (2020)! Listen as two people in their 30s dissect influencer culture and eventually spin back into their wheelhouse: food trucks, apparently. Ask your rideshare driver for the aux cord, press play, and maybe avoid drinking from their water bottles. 

Get some, creepies! This week, Chris n' Cara are tackling campy masterpiece Drag Me to Hell (2009)! They're also talking to the devices in their homes and discuss their fears, all while praising Raimi like Fatboy Slim told us we should. The movie may be PG-13, but we sure as hell still ain't!

Happy Mother's Day, creepies! To celebrate all the mamas, Chris & Cara are breaking down Rosemary's Baby (1968)! Well, that's kind of what they're doing...there is also more tangents then ever before. How many uses can the word "secretary" have? What are the carrier pigeons sending along this time? And for goodness sake, whatever DID happen to Rosemary's Baby? Chug a tannis root smoothie and check out this XL episode! (Heads up: we did have some technical difficulties.)

Swing your arms around wildly and make sure you're not hitting anything, creepies! This week, Chris and Cara are talking about The Invisible Man (2020)! They also bring back the carrier pigeons and show love to tattooed waiters. Warning: this one is a little rough, but don't worry, we bring our jokes with us to make it less scary. 

What's your favorite scary movie, creepies?! This week, your fearless hosts are traveling back in time to talk about all things Scream (1996). Cara has a binder full of facts and Chris is accompanied by his Ghostface figurine. For best results, follow Randy's rules! (Caution: elder millennials going on tangents about the 90s ahead.)

Skal, creepies! This week, your favorite nerds lose their last cool points while freaking out about Midsommar (2019). Come for the Harga gossip, stay for the tangent about internet critics. Hooha!

Grab anything that could become a weapon, creepies! This time around, the dynamic duo tears into You're Next (2013). You won't believe that they actually liked it! They also call upon a carrier pigeon to deliver important film trivia and get psyched for a national holiday. Strengthen your axe swinging arm and let's get slashin'!

Never waste your pain, creepies! Your favorite gruesome twosome is discussing  Saint Maud (2020) this week. Plus, Cara gets upset that Chris has only seen the first Shrek, and a special guest drops in. Throw some nails in your shoes and let's boogie!