Idiot's Guide to Horror

Repent, creepies! This go-around, Chris n' Cara are suffering through The Lodge (2019)! They've never complained so much about a movie they've adored this much! Now featuring extra tangents! Grab your snow boots and c'mon in!

Maintain control, creepies! This week, your favorite idiots are discussing Brandon Cronenberg's sci-fi horror spectacular, Possessor (2020)! Plus, Chris is pretty pissed about flip phones and Cara spends half the episode squealing in delight. Pull me out!

Open up your pop-up books, creepy cuties! This week, your favorite idiots break down The Babadook (2015) and to be quite honest, they're spooked. Chris does an Australian accent and Cara  calls for better ghost makeup.  Turn out the lights and listen, if you dare!

Buckle up, cuties. This week, the gruesome twosome peel the skin off of Martyrs (2008) and boy, is it gory and depressing! Tangents include: complaining about another French extremity film, and revisiting the Toni v. Tilda debate. Enter if you dare, but be warned: this episode comes with trigger warnings for discussions of abuse and violence towards women.

Ahoy, creepies! Join your favorite wickies as they discuss The Lighthouse (2019). Fix yourself a turpentine cocktail and listen as Chris does a great Willem Dafoe and Cara talks about her admiration for fart jokes. Careful not to spill yer beans!

Hey there, creepies! In the pilot episode, Cara and Chris break down David Lynch's debut feature film Eraserhead (1977). Listen as our fearless hosts dissect little chickens, judge the protagonist, and use the word "sperm" more than your high school health teacher!