ITSF EPISODE #339

Debate and OJ Memoriam LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Chaos ERUPTED after President Biden’s horrid debate performance with many donors and high profile members REQUESTING he step down to avoid defeat. Walk us through your plans for handling his re-election campaign, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The BET Awards SHOCKED the audience with OJ Simpson’s In Memoriam appearance. In wake of OJ’s killer performances in The Towering Inferno, The Naked Gun, and Roots, walk us through your plans for cutting him out of your awards show, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Rick Ross. After footage leaked of Drake’s crew beating up yours in Canada, Fiddy clowned you. Walk us through your reply, live and in public, if you will!

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Paige VanZant Powerslap, Pereira Voodoo, and Ryan Garcia Ban, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Paige VanZandt. You told TMZ, ““Fighting, I have to understand now, is just a hobby; it’s my part-time job…OnlyFans is what’s providing everything for me.” So how does Power Slap work within your PR plans, live and in public, if you wil?

Step into the shoes of Alex Pereira. Your opponent Jiri pleaded with you to not use magic in your UFC 303 rematch with him this weekend. If psychology worked for Ali, McGregor, and the Diaz bros, should you lean into Shamanistic Panic to make your opponents MANIC, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Ryan Garcia. How do you plan to spend your one year boxing ban with a million dollar fine burning through your bank account, live and in public, if you will?

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Justin Timberlake DWI, Mike Perry Replaces Tyson vs Jake Paul, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Justin Timberlake. Your DWI arrest can’t stop the feeling of trolls dance, dance, dancing on what they’re calling Karma for your doing Britney dirty. Walk us through how you plan to spin this to your favor, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of a CEO. Donald Trump claims you should be FIRED if you don’t support him. Walk us through your plans for appeasing your shareholders…on both sides, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Jake Paul. Walk us through why you picked Mike Perry to replace Mike Tyson and how you plan to gin up the fight, live and in public, if you will?

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Will Smith Ride or Die Redemption and Tyson Fury Fall Down, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Will Smith. With Bad Boys 4 riding to the #1 movie slot, walk us through your post-slap comeback PR plans, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Chris Rock. Will Smith stans are using Bad Boys 4 box office as proof that people are riding with him instead of you. Walk us through your PR plans for his resurgence, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Tyson Fury. After losing to Oleksander Usyk, you got booted out of a bar and face planted in the sidewalk. Walk us through your plans for handling the humor at your expense, live and in public, if you will.

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How Does Mike Tyson's Medical Emergency Affect the Jake Paul Fight, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of anyone promoting the Jake Paul - Mike Tyson Fight. After Mike Tyson suffered a medical emergency on a flight from Miami last weekend, your fight is in jeopardy. How do you proceed with a FIFTY EIGHT YEAR OLD who might not make it to your July 20th payday, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of John Nash. Since you’ve been gone, what have you been hankering to discuss, live and in public, if you will?

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Cam’ron on CNN and Cassie’s Crew Criticized, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of Cam’ron. Instead of giving a soundbite about Diddy on CNN, you poured and slurped a shot of Pink Horse Power, your sexy supplement syrup and said, “Sorry, I’m going to get some cheeks after this Horse Power drink”, told the host to watch YOUR YouTube show for the answer, and ended the interview by asking, “Who the talent agent for this joint? You think I be sitting around watching what Diddy do and all this? I didn’t know this was a Diddy joint that y’all was inviting me to!” How do you extend the virality of your epic interview, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of any known Cassie Caper. When Cassie was being abused, you kept your mouth shut. But NOW you’re talking after EIGHT YEAR OLD hotel footage surfaced of Diddy BRUTALIZING your girl. How do you avoid being seen as an ACCOMPLICE to your alleged friend being ABUSED, live and in public, if you will?

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What Would Steve Albini Do About the NYC-Dublin Portal, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Eugene, your Substack “Steve Albini Is Dead. Long Live Steve Albini” referenced how the post-punk visionary had an “angle of attack in 1995 was beyond refreshing….Revealing, mostly, that you could say whatever you wanted and not pay for it in any way, shape or form. Not in any serious way. It was the purest form of free expression and if your feelings were hurt, well that was your problem if that’s how you responded to this version of the truth.” Walk us through how you’d manage his legacy in these more sensitive times, live and in public if you will?

Step into the shoes of Janel Grant. Court filings from Vince McMahon’s legal team referencing your alleged text messages requesting the heinous acts at the heart of your harassment lawsuit are circulating in the press. How do you stay the course, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the Dublin Portal Operators. You opened a 24/7 Livestreaming art portal connecting New York City to Dublin WHICH UNLEASHED HELL and you shut down WITHIN A WEEK after UNRULY DRUNKARDS threatened your long term Irish tourism plans. What will it take for you to reopen, live and in public, if you will?

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ITSF EPISODE #331

Caught in the Crossfire of Drake. Kendrick Lamar, and Jake Shields, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Drake or Kendrick Lamar Ecosystems. With paranoia running wild about leaks, snitches, and potential targets, figuratively and literally caught in the crossfire of rich rap dudes feuding, how does your broke ass avoid (un)friendly fire while protecting your gravy train, live and in public, if you will?

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Ronda Rousey Ruined Reputation, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!

I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.

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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Ronda Rousey Business. Instead of doing a victory lap on a historic career, Ronda’s been ruffling feathers during her book tour. How do you manage her messaging mishaps, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of James Carville. Was your rant to shame disillusioned twenty-year olds who might not vote…into voting OR to shame the mainstream media for focusing on the wrong issues, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Jerry Seinfeld. Your lamentations about comedy inspired a new generation to interpret your 20th Century career through a modern lens. Is this an attempt to rebrand and if not, should it be, live and in public, if you will?

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