Happy August everyone!
In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about crazy job stories including getting sworn at by a homeless man and following a guy picking up mushrooms. Our main story talks about the new Delta variant and how we are both not ready to have a 2020 Part 2. Plus, discussion on how we stopped the mask mandates too early, the stock market fallback because of Covid, and how gyms are losing business because of new at-home technology.

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Good Medieval Morning,
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about their traffic tribulations, how squirrels are the dumbest animals, the rise of fast food prices and the imbalance of the stock market, how we should stop paying people the new unemployment benefits (hot take) and how billionaires are going to space but yet can't raise the minimum wage.

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Good morning my merry mentlen (and women),
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about sending rich people to space, Artie's useful farm experience, Mike's new job as a park ranger and the pros and cons of working outside, Joe Biden's stimulus check to kids, and how there's no turning back from the corruption in the world. 
Plus, we imagine a world where Mitch McConnell reads Harry Potter to open up a filibuster, Amazon is renting Mexican restaurants to have a surplus of vans, and people haven't gotten their tax returns!
Also, a cold close! 
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Happy Fourth of July everyone,
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk sensually about golf, Mike explains how he got almost got caught by Border Patrol and losing all of the solar energy up at his Airbnb in Maine, Artie rants about the roads and construction that are filled within the state as he makes he way to Pennsylvania, the boys talk infrastructure bills and what it would mean for the United States, how the banks are running the country,  buying low and selling high, plus some improv and a thank you to our listeners.
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Nice seeing you all here again,
In this episode, Mike is very much hungover, which makes for an interesting conversation as Artie and him talk about superheroes and how the evade taxes on a regular basis. We also talk about the proverbs of life and how we need to make life a little more fun. Mike also talks about his time in Maine, how much he loves it, and how trying to date in a rural area is nearly impossible. Canadian people are being blueballed by the government, and it's time for it to stop. Artie also talks about the issue of four year colleges not teaching you valuable information. Finally, Mike and his friends try to take on a moose.

Happy Pride Month everyone,
In this week's episode, we go on a little more of a serious rant - as we prepare our lives in the working world, we discuss how awful the capitalistic market is and that we get paid dipshit money to barely make a sustainable life; the corporations and those at the top don't care about the little guys. There's no more Henry Ford's in this world, just people who need two yachts. But yet we're the ones complaining about only having $15/hour? Sounds a bit sus to us.
What do you think?
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Happy Monday!
In this week's podcast, Artie and Mike talk about axe throwing Naruto-style, how the banning of Critical Race Theory in Florida makes Florida more Floridian, dividing the nation based on vaccination rates and progress on both ends of the aisle, how every big country falls apart at one point in history, and how there's no more No Child Left Behind. Plus, Mike talks about the most painful workout you can ever do: burpees.
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In this week's episode we talk about the big news that dropped from the Pentagon - yes, the aliens, but also the emails. Mike and Artie take a deep dive into if we should really be mad about Fauci's early emails during the pandemic and how evidence-based practice comes into play. Also, aliens are among us and no one seems to care? Will they hurt us or are we just ants in an ant farm? 
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Happy Memorial Day everyone!
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike rat on Kanye and his very hot takes, Tik Tok's text-to-speech lady changing and the memes associated with that, our rant on companies exploiting their workers by not paying them enough and how it has affected us, and our condolences to our Vietnam trash intakers. Plus, an improv about police.
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Happy weekend everyone,
In this week's episode Mike and Artie talk about the mask mandate coming down here in New England, more crypto news and how we've been struggling to make a buck, Mike's last men's group going out during the first of many maskless days, how influencers are the modern day philosophers, and our thoughts moving forward with the world getting back to normal. Plus, some improv.
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