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In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about a very intellectual Tik Tok video, using the bathroom at work verses at school, the magic of Glade motion-censored air fresheners, dealing with customers who shit in your employee toilet, and how Artie's middle school almost expelled him for having bathroom wars with wet balls of toilet paper. 
We also talk about teleporting verses moving forward in time plus, you guessed in, some improv.

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It's the first day of Spring and we are happy to be on Youtube.
In this weeks' episode, Artie and Mike talk GameStop again, how our stock have gone down under, the blatant income inequality that's showing it's ugly head, how basic needs in other countries are "for profit" in America, tax return season, how Biden turned off the $50,000 student loan debt and how Democrats are just as bad as Republicans, and how men need to do keggles. Also, Mike goes on a rant about how the Sarlacc Pit is the asshole of Tatooine, and how the Star Wars Universe doesn't have the technology to do mammograms. 
Plus, some improv.

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What a wonderful Monday morning.
On this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about old college memories from when they were roommates, Ted Cruz's emigration to Cancun after the bizarre snowstorm in Texas, how college sets you up for failure, growing your FICO Score like a Chia Pet, the science of global warming and snow, and more usual bullshit.

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Happy post-Valentine's Day everyone,
In this episode of the podcast, Mike and Artie talk about the recent news of Trump being acquitted, the Daily Wire now transitioning into a film studio, messing with customers while at work, and our personal experiences with old men trying to make small talk with us. We also discuss how Mike is hanging on by a thread in terms of completing his Masters.

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Happy Super Bowl Monday everyone,
In this weeks episode, Artie and Mike talk about how we're still holding our DogeCoin, Jeff Bezos stepping down as CEO, how the Democrat stories we're getting this week are not important in the slightest, more updates on the vaccine, and how Mike got played by a girl who confessed her feelings towards him. Also, we talk about girls who have multiple friends in their dating profile, and we improv buying a bear from your local PetSmart.

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January was way too long for us,
So in this episode, Mike and Artie talk about STONKS and how wild this last week has been. We also talk the 4 I's of January: Insurrection, Impeachment, Inauguration, and Investments! Mike gives an update on his first shot of the Covid Vaccine, and Artie and Mike emphasize that even though the economy might collapse after this past week, that we not f*%king sellin', and we're buying all the Dogecoin. Elon or bust.

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In this new week of the current administration, 
Mike and Artie talk about Joe Biden becoming President, how scared we are to get the Covid vaccine, all the love we are having from the new Bernie memes, and how Donald Trump trashed American history by putting a Diet Coke on the Resolute Desk.

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Happy MLK Day everyone,
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about Trump's Impeachment process, more news on the insurrection from earlier in the month, how Elon Musk will Thanos Snap all of his competitors once he takes over space, members of Congress using insider trading, trying to get a $15 minimum wage, how everyone needs to start out with leather armor from Minecraft, how Western Europe laughs at the fact that Trump calls Biden a "radical left", and Mike shows Artie a funny Tik Tok of a baby singing Thunderstruck by ACDC. Plus, more.

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Happy New Year everyone,
In this week's podcast, Mike and Artie rant about the failed coup attempt at the Capitol Building this past Wednesday, comparing it to a National Geographic version of Tarzan. We also talk about how we took a week off of filming, how Trump acts just like Darth Vader, and how stupid and idiotic our President's die-hard supporters are - and we mean all of that literally.

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Merry Christmas (again) everyone!
In this week's podcast, Artie and Mike talk about their families Christmases, as well as talk about how we got nothing from our government (again) in terms of stimulus money. We also talk about identity politics and how it's ruining what we spend our time and effort on, how we got screwed over more than British ants in a child's ant farm, and how conservatives are now so mad at our government that they're acting like a leftist... but they're not there yet.

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