Merry Festivus,
In this Christmas Special of the podcast, Mike gets Artie a gift, Artie tries (and fails) to cook with his girlfriend, Mike makes friends on Bumble, the boys talk about their Christmas gifts they want and have bought, and Mike has some very interesting technical difficulties. We also talk about common courtesy when seeing Christmas lights and the difference between oysters and clams.

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Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight!
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about Texas trying to secede from the Untied States, making video games from a laptop, the rollout of the Pfizer vaccine to the United States, how different the world would be if 2020 had a Groundhog Day scenario, and how the New York Jets would lose in the Hunger Games, as well as other world news that happened over the last week.

On the 7th day of Christmas Illegible and Uncensored gave to me...
In this week's episode, Mike and Artie talk about a scary family hospital scare, the confusing quality of what nutmeg is, rocket power from below the belt, how we should be giving Santa almond milk, and Artie yells at Mike for thinking airplanes drop human waste from the sky.

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Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone,
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike go on a rant about how stuffed turkeys will one day take over the world (with proof), how Artie will start an OnlyFans if we get 15 likes on the video, how fulfilling it is to cry and get tipsy in a Chick-fil-a parking lot, and how the movie "Four People" with Adam Sandler and Martin Scorsese should've been nominated for a Tony.

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Back at it again with the weird content.
In this week's podcast, Mike and Artie talk about how different toilets mean different things, how socialism is actually spicy capitalism, and we take a try at doing impressions of famous people on the podcast (hint: it doesn't go well).

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Morning everyone!
In this week's episode, Artie and Mike talk about how girls are confusing, how we are obsessed with mammals, Mike's dilemma of trying not to be creepy when flirting with a girl he likes, our awful drunk accents that emerge in the night, and how we never have to talk about Donald Trump again... hopefully.

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Happy post-election week everyone.
In this weeks episode, Mike and Artie talk about the giant elephant (or donkey, depending on your political party) in the room. We talk about this crazy election week, all the hypotheticals, how you need to smell what's below the belt, how everything that goes against Trump is fraud, and how Trump is acting like a male seahorse, and what that means for the future of democracy.

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Another Monday morning to listen to dumb shit.
In this solo episode, Mike talks about the upcoming election, some weird Door Dash stories, snowing on Halloween, and how Artie got sucked into the void of no return.

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A very rare terrible Tuesday;
In this week's video, Artie and Mike talk about AOC going live on Twitch, the last Presidential Debate, how Rudy Giuliani and Borat are involved in an amazing scandal, and how Tik Tok is just... weird.

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Hello to another crazy week everyone!
In this week's podcast, Mike and Artie talk about more Amy Coney Barrett news because of her hearing's this week, how more money doesn't mean you'll have less problems, and how all of the Earth's problems can be solved by sticking nukes 2 miles into the Earth's crust.

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