— Our first guest, Kelsey Olafson!

— How Wali met Kelsey

— Wali's friend hits on Kelsey

— Wali's "game" at the bar

— Everyone's relationship status

— How Wali met his Not Girlfriend

— Kelsey's ready to mingle!

— Kelsey's first BF

— Kelsey's first dickhead

— How to deal with a virgin

— Best/Worst date

— How do you make a relationship?

— Dom's a nappy bearded hoe

— Facial hair talk

— Making a living freezing eggs

— Making the right choice...at inception

— Wali's caffeine pinky swear

— Wali's caffeine rage!

— Dom teaches everyone how to text

— Relationship talk

— Lackluster hygiene thanks to United Water

— Revenge pics

— Kinds of porn we like

— Sexting, a new world problem

— Taking naked pics of your kids

— Ethnic profiling

— The city's bad decisions

— Getting out of the college conversation

— Minajesty

— iNames

— Japanese cockroaches

— Asian bug wars captured via high frame rate cameras

— The Domster really doesn't want to hear it when it comes to Vitamin C.

— Sex on sickness doesn't work, does it?

— Wali recounts a tale wherein which he was caught having sex by his father. Good times!

— Happy Sexaversary!

— The posture king, The Domster, shits on everyone that shits on him about his improved posture. Wali then coins a new term: posture-shaming.

— Don't call Wali's dad a beatnik. He will beat the nik out of you.

— "Excuse me, do you work here?"

— Cable companies are completely unaware of how completely unaware they look to their customers.

— Turns out Dom is an education shamist, too. Well, well, well!

— Wali starts the show paying tribute to his favorite sports talk radio duo. The Domster is not amused as he is feeling very RAW today. 

— Dom learns Wali's going to the opera with his new lady friend and wonders how he will survive (because it's Wali; Dom can do the opera no problem).

— The boys discuss giving up on life, which naturally leads to a discussion of faith, church and human nature.

— Moving on to more mercurial matters, the Domster reveals he is a poor giver of pounds.

— Kids, kids doing dumb things, and dumb things the boys did when they were kids. Being a kid is tough! 

— Wali is feeling Dom on getting RAW and does so, regarding his ex. 

— Hygiene. It's important. Especially to Wali. 

— We like carbs. It's really irritating!

Head's up: Wali takes both these issues to heart in a way you may not have expected or heard before. Like all our episodes, this one is not safe for work, but also not safe for the racially sensitive.

— Wali expresses his hatred for 'N words' being a black man himself. Then, he tries to get Dom to say the N word! Will he do it?

— The boys discuss punishments for knockout game players, one of which may surprise you.

— Apparently Wali had given up cookies for a year and Dom didn't know. Dom proposes Wali's next New Year's resolution.

— Getting back to the subject, Dom defends being PC (though that is an inaccurate term) while Wali counters that although you should know your history, you shouldn't let words affect you, ever. Dom believes words do hurt no matter what you might believe.

— Meanwhile, the war on racism, and thus the race war itself, rages on. Got time in your calendar?

— Poor sleep, taking care of yourself, and others.

— The HSA is a lie?

— Obamacare

— Black Friday, the unholiest day of the year

— Gun control, mental health, and hopefully, some common sense?

— The name of the show is: I'm Black, He's White

— Being tired is so tiring

— But, you're a big guy, you can take it! AmI right?

— Women sexually assaulting men does happen

— Wali's zen yoga experiences

— Dom tries the Tower of Terror

— Wali's exaggerated fear face

— That one time we went camping

— Katz's Deli

— The relationship ask!

— Stop watching porn!

— Fat shaming (intro)

— Still trying to find a name

— Bringing suck my dck back

— Gay is for the young

— God forbid someone is nice to you, and you complain about it

— Yet another title for the show

— Indirect arrogance

— Be on time / beyond time

— Strip clubs

— Racial terms!

— Fat shaming (a return)

— Crying

— Dermatologists and penises

— Being taken for a tourist

— Melting pot

— Methods of transportation

— Bloomberg

— Hot chicks

— Greenpoint and Williamsburg

— Hipsters, of course

— White on white racism

— CNN or MSNBC?

— First of all, our introduction and our first name in a series of names

— Women and show business

— Bikers!

— Being busy

— Driving

— Drugs

— The last thing I saw Kanye do was...

— Al Sharpton versus Imus

— Voting?

— Back to women real quick!

— Disrespectful line people

— Awkward first kiss