It's New Years Eve, so we drank a full bottle of champagne, slammed six shots of gin, and recorded this episode. We are very sorry. Happy 2019.

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Ho ho ho, bitches! we're bringing you some christmas cheer in the form of monsters and force-fed christian capitalism. Settle in with your cocoa to learn about christmas creatures (Krampus, Belsnickel, etc.) and the seminal christmas classic "Christmas Shoes". We hope your days are merry and horrifying.

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This week we run the gamut of horrifying all the way from society crumbling earthquakes to a canadian website that helps you cheat on your wife. Natural disaster, online adultery, oral tradition, canadian lawsuits... honestly, what DOESN'T this episode have? Also, Allie might have made an Ashley Madison account. You know, for research. Nothing personal against her longtime partner. Find shelter beneath a sturdy structure and stay horrified.

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Can we ever truly be in control of our own brains? Is there anything sadder than a living being denied the joys of love? This week we grapple with these sad questions and more when we chat about the social phenomenon of Mass Hysteria, and the saddest aquatic insect we ever did meet, the Mayfly. Guard the integrity of your brain, be nice to the mosquitos in your life, and stay horrified.

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What poses a greater threat to our future as we know it: violent racism and mysogyny fueled by the the power of social media, or children eating tide pods? There are many things to be scared of these days, and this week we're talking about a lot of them: Comicsgate and Viral Internet Challenges. One of them is indicative of evil prevailing injustice that plagues our society. The other is just so, so dumb. Change your passwords (again), stack up your saltines, and #stayhorrified

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Who's more evil, Big Pharma, or Vh1? Thankfully, this week, you won't have to choose. We're covering the midcentury Thalidomide Disaster, in which thousands of lives were stolen and thousands more altered forever by an evil drug company, and to top it off we're also going to talk about "Rock of Love". Check your prescriptions, grab your remote, and be sure to stay horrified.

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Welcome to Episode 37 of I'm Horrified! This week, Allie and Sam are covering two topics that were media sensations in their day: The Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster and Nipplegate. You could say that both these situation were....... Nasty. Cover your piercings, listen to your local rocket scientists, and stay horrified!

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Is there anything more tragic than a beautiful film goddess suffering through a lifetime of control and abuse at the hands of evil men? Definitely not a beach full of heiresses stranded in the bahamas. This week we unfold the woeful life and times of screen siren Rita Hayworth, and the veritable dumpster fire that was Fyre Festival. In both cases, behind the glamorous facade there is only a river of tears. Think twice before you trust Ja Rule and stay horrified.

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It's Halloween, Witches! We here at I'm horrified have brewed up a spooky spectacular with all of your favorite horrifying things: haunted creeks, fake alien murders, and a raving serial murderer who Sam and Allie made up in their heads freshman year of college. We even have spooky stories sent into us from listeners like you. Is the world already scary enough? Absolutely! But when has that stopped us before? Curl up with your favorite bag of candy and stay horrified.

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Are we alone in the universe? Where are the aliens? When was the toothbrush ACTUALLY invented? This week fall down a rabbit hole that will keep you up at night for lots of different reasons as we cover the Fermi Paradox and Medieval Hygiene. Clutch your floss close to you, stare into the blankness of the universe, and stay horrified.

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