This week we're bringing you a heaping spoonful of absolute nonsense in the form of a socialite con-woman and a libertarian leggings franchise. Let us dazzle you with tales of a mysterious German (or is she even German?) lady about town who can't seem to keep her checkbook straight, followed by the canadian athleisure empire that models its employee handbook after Atlas Shrugged. Slip into Shavasana and get ready to stay horrified.

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Who could ever imagine something as beautiful and enchanting as a rainbow could be so secretly terrifying? This week, we have costume guru and design expert Becky Thorogood with us to discuss the wild world of color theory! From the history of royal purple to the fact that some cultures can't see the color blue (what?!) there are a pile of colorful surprises in store. And don't even get us started on red. Slap on some rose colored glasses and get ready to stay horrified.

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This week we learn how we're all just one button away from being Nazis, and also that with great power comes a startling amount of Broadway budget extensions. That's right, we're discussing the infamous Milgram Experiment and Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. These two topics started off well-intentioned but ultimately revealed the dark, disappointing, and costly realities of humanity. Our Spidey senses are confident that you'll stay horrified.

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It's 2018, and the only thing scarier than literal skeletons is how violently America demonizes women! We're diving into an investigation of the Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal, and how hindsight is 20/20 and also a giant bummer when we consider the ramifications it had on Monica herself and female sexuality in general. Also, we're going to talk about some fashionable decaying corpses. There's pretty much no better way to stay horrified.

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This week, we're covering two things that spun wildly out of everyone's control: a freak historical tragedy that drowned dozens of Bostonians in molasses, and TanaCon, a narcissistic runaway youtuber convention that collapsed in on itself like a black hole. Both of these topics have so many twists and turns, its a struggle to keep track, but its impossible to look away. Cling tightly to your VIP badge and stay horrified.

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This week, we're tackling the scariest topic in football (get it?) along with the scariest topic covered by a certain 2005 Stephenie Meyer novel. Thats right, its CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy) and The New England Vampire Panic. The only thing scarier than unwittingly inflicting a horrific disease onto yourself is... Vampires? Maybe? Stick to tennis and stay horrified.

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Hey there, do you have $500 handy for an exciting investment opportunity? We hope you don't, because this week we're discussing Pyramid Schemes and Pure Bred Dogs. We can't decide what's worse: Bernie Madoff extorting over 13,00 people, or society breeding pugs to have adorable squishy faces with accompanying breathing problems. Hide your cash, hide your pup, and be sure to stay horrified.

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You tell us what's worse: a giant chasm opening beneath your feet, or a super pissed off lady queen? It's a toss up. This week, we're covering Queen Mary I of England, otherwise known as Bloody Mary for her way over the top killing spree during the reversal of the English reformation. We're also discussing sinkholes, which might be less scary than burning at the stake, but not by much. Swear your allegiance to the catholic crown of England and stay horrified!

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This week on I'm Horrified, we're diving deep into two topics you first heard about in Middle School: Mary Shelley and Toxic Shock Syndrome. Allie and Sam will lead the way on a journey that asks, "Why were so many cool women into fuccboi Percy Shelley?" and "What exactly am I shoving inside me once a month?" Grab your best friend, make her promise not to fall in love with your husband, and stay horrified.

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For episode 15, we're taking you on a journey through one subject that spans decades of history, and another subject that covers most of 2003 (we think). This week, it's the Kennedy Curse and Jelly Bracelets. Did Ted Kennedy seriously leave a girl to drown in 1969? Did your early 2000's fashion accessory of choice really mean THAT? Pull out your history books, slap on some Lip-Smackers, and stay horrified.

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