They Will / They Wont (Part 2) by Imaginary Advice

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Part One of Two.

(Second part released on June 9th 2025)

Official Selection: Audio Storytelling | Tribeca 2025

Written and narrated by Ross Sutherland and Joe Dunthorne.

Produced by Ross Sutherland for the Imaginary Advice podcast.

Contains additional music by Jeremy Warmsley.

THEY WILL / THEY WON’T is a collaboration between playwright Ross Sutherland and Welsh author Joe Dunthorne (Submarine, Children of Radium).

Described as a “duelling rom-com”, Sutherland and Dunthorne took turns writing chapters, passing control of the story back and forth. One author had the explicit goal of bringing the two protagonists together (Team Love). The other was tasked with breaking the characters apart (Team Unlove). Both authors used every dirty trick in the book to try and manipulate the story to their own desired outcome.

Four new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography class.

All pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland.

Additional voice work by Emma Spearing.

Contains additional score by Jeremy Warmsley.

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Two stories on the transformational power of love.

Part one: Tunnel of Love, written and produced by Ross Sutherland.

Part two: The Rock and Crystalmonger's Last Rock, written and performed by Tim Harding. Contains additional score by Jeremy Warmsley.

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Don't call it a relapse: Imaginary Advice returns for 2025.

Featuring four short pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland.

Also featuring the voice of Emma Spearing and Angus Dunican.

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A special episode from the upcoming season of UnReality, by Talia Augustidis.

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Listen to Talia's 2024 documentary, Dead Ends

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001rgzz

Imaginary Advice returns on Feb 10th 2025.

After all these years, we finally get to see the “good ending” of the 1993 SNES classic A Christmas Carol

Written, produced and performed by Ross Sutherland.

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Cover image sprite by James Biddulph www.Jamogames.com

Music:

Theme to “Strangeloop” by Chris Blackwell

“The Dungeon” by Anthony Lees from The Last Ninja

“Intro” by Reyn Ouwehand from The Last Ninja 3

“Earth” by Reyn Ouwehand from The Last Ninja 3

Also contains “The Cult”, “The Tomb” and “The Sanitarium”

from the album Spooktacular Halloween Chiptunes by Goatthrone Audio

Part 2 of 2.

Well, somebody's going through a window. A whydunnit set at a British "sex resort".

Written, performed & produced by Ross Sutherland.

Support the show:

www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland

Or make a one-off donation to the show via

www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice

Part 1 of 2.

Well, somebody's going through a window. A whydunnit set at a British "sex resort".

Written, performed & produced by Ross Sutherland.

Support the show:

www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland

Or, make a one-off donation to the show via

www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice

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