INANE

We all know that psychics are full of crap, and no one can predict what might be coming next. I was dead wrong about the Tokyo Olympics. It looks like they'll finish. INANE has apparently been available on Google Podcasts for some time. Bryson DeChambeau is a complete moron, and Governor Andrew Cuomo is in super hot water. Sooner or later, we're going to need bouncers or security on airplanes. Scarlett Johansson is suing Disney over the day and date release of Black Widow. The NHL might have a next level gambling scandal that could change the sport forever. After a second viewing, I've realized just how close the movie The Father is to actually caring for the elderly.

Everyone has that one friend who takes more out of the relationship than they give back. That's the main subject this week, along with Simone Biles and the mental health issues that have prevented her from competing in Tokyo, The Cleveland Guardians, why having God as your co-pilot is fine as long as he's not behind the wheel of your car, how scientists are trying to turn shark attacks into shark encounters, updates to Amazon Alexa, why we'll never see anything like the Greatest Generation again, and how GoPuff is doing their best to eliminate future DUIs.

The organizers of the 2021 Olympics in Tokyo are doing everything they can to discourage olympians from bumping uglies, all the way down to a condom shortage and furnishing their rooms with carboard beds. Other discussions include unfair criticisms of the Roadrunner documentary, the situation in Cuba, a wild story from a friend of a friend, the movie Young Adult, Jeff Bezos and his plans to make The Jetsons a reality, the sexism of womens volleyball in the olympics, and the ongoing racism problem in sports.

Roadrunner, the documentary on Anthony Bourdain, hits theatres this week. I discuss that as well as the situation in Haiti and Cuba, the Amazon rainforest, updated regulations at the Tokyo Olympics, why Reggie Bush is demanding his Heisman back, how the top of Everest suddenly looks like a homeless encampment, the ridiculous faces men make during orgasm, macaroni and cheese ice cream, and billionaires in space.

I can't stand seeing our flag disrespected, but I really hate when it's turned into a political tool. I also discuss fireworks, why parents of daughters named Alexa are trying to get Amazon to change her name, risk-taking and why it's not for me, how doping has killed sports, the single most white trash wedding I've ever seen, a joke about condoms, and how my taste in movies has dropped to the bottom.

It's heating up out there. Buckle up for a very hot Summer. This week I discuss climate change, the Derek Chauvin sentencing, the Tour de France, whether or not the tuna Subway serves on its sandwiches is actually tuna, a bizarre story about 40 cows that escaped from a local slaughterhouse, mystery meat and our addiction to eating beef, marriage counseling and the art of learning how to argue properly, Kim Jong-on and his new weight loss, and why the NBA sucks now. For all of you who were interested in hearing my dirty joke - stay for the end.

Tessica Brown, the woman who went viral after using Gorilla Glue in her hair, has apparently turned lemons into lemonade, the NCAA loses a critical Supreme Court ruling, the Summer Olympics in Tokyo will have a look and feel unlike any previous Olympics, my experience with my new pizza oven, Carl Nassib from the Las Vegas Raiders becomes the first active player to publicly come out, and MLB continues to shoot itself in the foot.

California finally lifts its mask mandate, the book NAM by Mark Baker, Armand Assante - maybe the worst actor of his generation, Linus Torvalds sticks it to anti-vaxxers, the fine print in Apple's new Monterey MacOS, making the ultimate pizza dough, The Father and the powerful experience of becoming a caregiver, and how Tyler Glasnow is blaming his injury on his inability to cheat in baseball.

Rarely do I get a chance to go on a Summer trip before everyone else, but I managed to do that this year. A family reunion happened and it was beyond measure. Fishing, camping, drinking, cooking, golfing, swearing. You name it - we did it. I hate when people show me pictures from their vacation, but here I am telling you all about mine. Please forgive me, but the trip was epic.

I guess it was douchebag week for men and no one told me. First, we're given a good idea why Bill Gates left Microsoft and is now getting a divorce - something about an affair he tried to have with a Microsoft employee back in 2000. Then Joel Greenberg, who is Matt Gaetz's partner in crime, admitted to his crimes and has made a plea deal with prosecuters which will almost surely send Gaetz to prison for paying a minor to have sex with him. Not to be outdone, has-been child actor Ricky Schroder out-douched every spoiled celebrity by filming himself yelling at a COSTCO employee because he wouldn't allow him to go maskless in their store. It's a total douchefest, everyone! Enjoy the show.