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Discussions this week include my reaction to the second dose of the Pfizer vaccine, why we may never reach herd immunity, the dreadful news coming out of India, DK Metcalf and his impressive 100 meter dash time, the hypocrisy of the pro life movement, a social media influencer couple that completely embarrassed themselves by trying to adopt a baby, the campaign to cancel The Flintstones, Israel and their never ending war, Memorial Day, and saying good riddance to Ellen.

Today we celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a special drink recipe from my brother, a Mexican shrimp salad, and cilantro lime rice. I received my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine today, and happy to be fully vaccinated. We also discuss the possibility of a retrial for the Derek Chauvin case, Peleton's problems, the potential for Facebook and Instagram to become paid apps, why some people should never have an email address, the difference between mezcal and tequila, Mexico's current string of bad luck, how my safe town has suddenly become a hot bed for crime, and one of the best birthday's I've ever had.

I don't know how the academy awards managed to make things worse, but they managed. We also discuss the hypocrisy of some proponents of the environmentalist movement, why it's important to nurture your relationships, and the zen of gardening.

This week, I discuss the verdicts in the Derek Chauvin trial, why side effects keep me from taking prescription medication, the passing of Walter Mondale, and staying true to the show - crop dusting.

If there was ever an episode that lived up to the idea of this show - nothing in particular - this is that episode. My experience with the COVID vaccine, cars with bad ass names, the masters tournament and why I love golf as much as I do, why having me on your side is probably the kiss of death, how my movie watching habits affected my Instagram feed, recent police brutality, earthquakes and other natural disasters, Bernie Madoff, sign language interpreters, and how a Chinese woman got revenge on a douchebag who sent her harassing texts. It's the episode that has no point from the podcast that has no point.

My frustrating journey to getting my first COVID vaccination, adding my own lines of dialog to movies, week 2 of the Chauvin trial, the end of March Madness, Matt Gaetz looks to be in really hot water, MLB's extra innings rule and what it would look like if real life situations worked on overtime rules, Georgia's new legislation on voting reform, the Masters tournament and the racist south, the good old days, and my recent experience witnessing an absolute disaster of a first date.

The Dereck Chauvin trial, why I hate typing on a phone, mukbang, a solution to domestic gun violence, why disclaimers in radio commercials need to change, human rights violations in China, race relations. Oh, and ear sex.

This week, I cover a wide range of topics including my broken NCAA bracket, the two recent mass shootings, hate crimes against Asians, why you should stop eating Tilapia, minimizing screen time, managing a nutrition and fitness plan, The Sound of Metal from Amazon Studios, why John really left the Beatles, Yoko Ono's complete lack of talent, and why we should stop saying 'Cycling Accident' when a car hits a cyclist. Oh, I almost forgot. I talk about how much it must suck that fish can't have sex.

Two movies that I watched last week stood out. One was inspiring. The other made me take a deeper look into how perverted people have become. People have always done kinky things in the bedroom, and their private lives are their business. But some stuff just crosses the line. I much prefer the movie that inspired me - My Octopus Teacher from Netflix. If you haven't seen it, add it to your list.

Unhappy with Alexa's political correctness, I torture her with a series of off-color jokes, talk about the return of fans at sporting events, discuss Alec Baldwin's rants about cancel culture, prepare to fully cut the cord on streaming cable, anticipate the COVID vaccine, uncover the dark secret of Smart TV's and our lack of privacy, hammer the royal family for being so concerned about having a mixed-race baby, and give you the low down on some of the toughest cookies in sports -- pro cyclists.