Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding whales, octopuses, fox cubs, mosquitoes, sled dogs, elephants, and roughly every other animal in creation EXCEPT sharks, so maybe call your book something else, Edward Packard, because the title is very misleading.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding a gem dealer, a stakeout, and the physical capabilities of an indoor kid. Also, the book cover promises flying karate kicks and cars racing off of piers, but don’t get your hopes up.

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding yellow eyes in the dark, whirlpools and depressions, and an herb mixture. Jason also discovers that being a Sagittarius isn't as helpful as he'd hoped it would be.

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding Room 223, a shaman of the Pit River tribe, and “the white bird.” Remember, that which is unreal is also real… apparently.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding a missing toddler, a rampaging water buffalo, and nature’s cruelty. Trigger warning: a baby gorilla is killed within the pages of this book to, uhh, you know… toughen up 10-year-old readers, apparently.

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding Hades's chariot, Daedalus's iffy parenting skills, and Helios's gratitude. In this book, your parents are archaeologists specializing in Ancient Greece, your grandmother literally walks with gods, and you... well, you almost forgot you knew the story of Icarus. Just saying.

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding customer service, Dr. Hans Zorba, and getting rich. Remember, kids: words matter.

Connie (who?!) and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding a squirrel-faced man, all of Simone's badass plans, and the contents of a sealed envelope. The show is back, and Connie is the new co-host! Please give her a warm welcome.

Jason and Jill face hard decisions regarding Sector 31-47-89, the Void of Niro, and the Evil Power Master's offer. Sadly, this is Jill's final episode. May she have not one, but many incredibly daring experiences of her own!

Jason, Jeromy and Jill celebrate one whole year of reading Choose Your Own Adventure books, followed by a sad announcement. Yay!