Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding going to work, who to follow, and stalling for time. Jason never does try out his Cajun accent… even though he had plenty of chances.

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding a bamboo forest, illegal camping, and Dudley Crake. Hawaii doesn’t have snakes… or do they?! Dun-dun-DUNNNNN!

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding a steady food supply, stuffing a girl into a box, and an assassination attempt. Trigger warning: A dog is killed within the pages of this whimsical book for children.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding whether or not to ride a turtle, whether or not to perform a magic trick, and whether or not to lash themselves to a boat with a crazy, old pirate. Also, Packard seemed to have been very hungry when he wrote this book.

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding a choking, blinding gas, Haven’s cause, and one last solo mission. Somebody needs to do something about those “herbs” growing in the prison-farm fields.

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding yellow haze, NK525’s siblings, and Mars. Looks like Jill’s on her own.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding abandoning Bill, abandoning Viktorov, and kidnapping an old lady. No responsible father would’ve allowed his kid to be in this situation, but hey, that’s Choose Your Own Adventure, baby!

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding a treasure hunt, a fancy elevator, and becoming a bully. Additionally, lots of sexual tension in this book for 10-year-olds.

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding the Oglemorooth, Malgernopf, and Dr. Ronald Fingley, so yeah, it’s gonna be one of “those” books. (Also, Luther isn’t helpful.)

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding a sweetshop, midnight dancers, and Morton Moreton. Come for the “cultural enrichment”, but stay for the torment of the wicked dead.