Jason and Jill face hard decisions regarding which direction to steer the boat: North? Northeast? East? Southeast? South? Southwest? West? Northwest? But if that sounds boring, theeeeere’s a dinosaaaaaaur!

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding the beckoning finger of a tall, slender woman, chimpanzees with blowguns, and... Harry Martisen? Henry Martisen? Henry Marsden? Whatever. You can choose your own pronunciation. Ba-dum-tish!

Jill and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding "Cockwin" Castle, the solution to the riddle, and stealing the Earl of Kent's cart. Meanwhile, Jason's drunk.

Jason and Jill face hard decisions regarding messages from Carlos, the "sound of the Yeti," and the special birdcall whistle. And you'll never guess which form of medieval weaponry the Yeti have mastered!

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding the U-TY Masters, a heavy pebble, and Humpty Dumpty. Will our heroes discover Ultima, the paradise planet, or will they fall prey to the cruel whims of their alien captors? Spoiler: both.

Jill and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding Merganatic, the Nunnery, and a mysterious note (that might not even be for them). Also, Jason does his best Speedy Gonzalez impression, soooo... sorry for that.

Jason and Jill face hard decisions regarding immediately giving up the search, a guy named Beech, and where to sit in a café. "Ouobessa Soulone" is pronounced however you want; Jason, Jeromy and Jill chose to pronounce it, "Sylvester."

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding whether or not to question anyone, how long to wait before questioning them and who was Chartwell again? They also had a tiny, obnoxious visitor whom they tried (and failed) to edit around, soooo... hi, Addison!

Jill and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding poker hands, where to find lodging, and whether or not to take a trip to petition the territorial legislature for better laws and enforcement... because wheee! Jeromy gets RRRRREEEAL salty by the end of this book, so stick around to laugh at his pain.

Jason and Jill face hard decisions regarding rigid captains, symmetrical clouds, and who to take with them to search for signs of intelligent life (the correct answer is apparently Jeff Goldblum). And yes, they find a cave.