Ineffably Sublime | A Weekly Dose of Weird: History, News, and Curiosity

🥞 SUBLIME WARP: Dutch Panties 🍳
(aka: The Breakfast Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed)

We’re warping back to one of the most deliciously ridiculous episodes in the Ineffably Sublime archives — Dutch Panties.

Join us as we sink our teeth into the world of breakfast foods: from the mysterious origins of Belgian waffles to tips that’ll turn your sad toast into a brunch masterpiece. Whether you’re a syrup-slathering maniac or someone who still thinks cereal counts as a meal, this episode’s got something for every kind of breakfast rebel.

So grab that coffee, put your pants on (or don’t — we’re not judging), and enjoy this buttery blast from the past!

Did you ever wonder about why Guinness would create the World Records? Or what some of the best world records are? Well then you're in luck! Feast your ear holes on this episode featuring some of the greatest (and not so great) feats accomplished by mankind!

Don't forget we have MERCH! You can find it at https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com/. New items added regularly!

Tell us about YOUR incredible achievement that you think should be a Guinness record (or at least is pretty damn impressive) by sending us an email at [email protected], leaving a voicemail or text at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

Many thanks to Game Garment for sending us some shirts! They're awesome quality and very comfortable! Go check them out!

Stay tuned to find out who wins the race for Deej's butthole! Which gastroenterologist will win the honor of tunneling into his southern crater?

Did you know that NASA faked part of the moon landing? It's not quite the conspiracy theory we've all heard.

This week we have a bullshit session about literally everything random that comes into our heads. And Shaq makes an appearance.

Let us know what your favorite Dum-Dum flavor is or let us know what we should BS about next. Call or text 814-299-5155, email [email protected], or find us on all the social medias @ineffablysublimepod. Make sure you check out our merch at https://tinyurl.com/IneffablySublimePodMerch.

DOWN WITH BIG TOASTER! Why else would pre-toasted bread exist??

You're in for a wild ride this week, boys and girls, because Amanda bombarded us with some wild-ass news stories. And then we hit your ear holes with some gnarly "happy" meals.

Keep your ears honed in on this episode, because we give an update on the stolen golden toilet news story! And then some kid orders 70,000 lollipops with his mom's cell phone (the guys call BS on the mom on this one).

What would you do for a Happy Meal? Would you share your meth pipe with your pet raccoon?

When we finally get down to it, we dive deep into the world of fermented foods and their history. Spoiler alert: most of them are fkn gross. So remember, "waste not, want not" and watch for maggots in your cheese. Hopefully you aren't as broken as Mitch and you'll come back next week.

What happens when you attempt to climb Mt. Fuji, get a case of altitude sickness and get transported home, only to realize you forgot your phone somewhere on the mountain? Some guy find out so you don't have to!

Is it Deja vu or did you see that movie before? We explore the top 20 movie parodies as rated by IMDB. How many did you know were parodies? Did any of your favorites make the list? Let us know by sending a text or email to 814-299-5155 or sending an email to [email protected]. Follow us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

Here it is! Our first-ever crossover podcast with the fellas from Pizza Bagels! We had a great time getting to know them better with Twyster's "Would You Rather" and "Keep, Sell, Destroy" lists.

If you haven't already, check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast anywhere you listen (on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/1bOdbhv3Byje3MBC0Z5csg).

Let us know what you think about this episode by sending a text or voicemail to 814-299-5155, send email to [email protected], or join the conversation on any social media platform @ineffablysublimepod. Who should we get to come on the show next?

🌀 Sublime Warp: Weird Laws (Episode 26 Recast)
This week, reality glitched and we fell through a wormhole of poor planning—so we're rewinding the timeline and throwing it back to Episode 26: Weird Laws.

Prepare to be baffled by the bizarre legal leftovers humanity somehow agreed on. From laws that forbid pickle mishandling to rules about walking ducks on Sundays, we dig into the kind of legislation that makes you wonder if someone lost a bet with a raccoon.

It’s absurd. It’s real. It’s somehow still enforceable.
Activate the Sublime Warp. Let's get weird... legally.

Hey again, Knockoff Connoisseurs!

We’re back with Part 2 of the off-brand bonanza—and this time, the products are even weirder, the names are somehow worse, and Mitch may never emotionally recover. From suspicious cereals to legally questionable toys, we’re diving deeper into the bizarre world of ridiculous knockoffs you won’t believe actually exist.

Plus, Deej may have found the most unhinged bootleg of them all.

Have you spotted an off-brand horror in the wild? Tag us @ineffablysublimepod, email [email protected], or call/text 814-299-5155.

Let’s get weird—again

Hey Knobs!

The tables have turned, and in this episode, Deej is the one to tell us an embarrassing story! And Mitch is very spicy.

Guys, this one almost broke us. This week, we look at some ridiculous knockoff products. Have you seen any of these out and about or while shopping online? Stay tuned for a future episode where we'll share even more wild knockoff products.

What weird off-brand products have you encountered? Share a picture on social media @ineffablysublimepod, send an email to [email protected], or call or text us at 814-299-5155.

What happens when a former lion trainer gets pissed at her ex? The mugshot of the year is what happens!

Come along on our field trip where we take a hard left turn and get lost on some dirt roads way back in BFE. Enjoy this rambling detour that's sure to keep you shaking you head and wondering WTF is wrong with us.

Tell us about your favorite April Fool's joke! Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials, call or text us at 814-299-5155 or send an email at [email protected].