Pastafarianism is real! The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes you!

Check out this bonus pod with some chuckle-inducing conversation and facts about The Church. When you're done, wipe off your saliva-covered muffin top and get out there and do something (this was recorded for March Forth, after all).

Arrr, may ye be touched by His noodly appendage and we'll see ye next week!

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We're serving up a heaping helping of our hot takes that are sure to leave your mouth watering. This candy salad includes our opinions on the proper way to cut a sandwich, where to store your favorite condiment and the best container to dispense your favorite carbonated beverage.

Join the conversation @ineffablysublimepod and share your hot takes with us so Mitch can judge you. And as always you can leave us a voicemail or send a text to 814-299-5155 or send an email to [email protected].

Mitch throws back to his days of being the hottest guy at Sears, we get our odd news from the nerds at NPR,

- Also what the fuck is going on with Amanda's audio?? Sorry!

Have you ever heard of the Maid of the Mist, or how about Ester Cherry, the Bitch of Wet-ness? Well, buckle up, folks, because in this week's episode of the podcast, Mitch and DeeJ are diving headfirst into abandoned places in Pennsylvania that you can visit, or not, because, let's face it, some of them are straight-up creepy! They'll be exploring how these places came to be, and trust us, it's a wild ride full of potholes, pine trees, and buildings covered in enough graffiti to make a street artist jealous! So, tune in for a listen that's guaranteed to be a blast!

In this episode we regain our footing on a false start that you'll hear all about in a couple of weeks!

Our news is in the crapper, when we learn about a solid gold toilet that went missing in the UK.

Have you ever been to Clearfield County, PA? If not, you might want to check out some of these interesting places we highlight during the episode. If you have, how many of these places have you visited before? What places didn't make this list that you think people should check out in the area? Let us know by sending an email at [email protected], leave a voicemail or send a text to 814-299-5155, or join the conversation on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

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In this week's attempt to remain on the rails, we discuss Mitch's snizztory, how much we hate the Gregorian Calendar, Tami's Mitch moment, Mitch's poop story and...oh yeah, bizarre lawsuits.

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Do you know of some weird lawsuits or court cases that deserve some attention? Hit us up by sending a text or leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, send an email at [email protected], or find us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.

Also don't forget to check out the Pizza Bagels Podcast wherever you're listening to this show! They're really cool and just like us, only handsomer.

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This week we explore the consequences of ejaculating in space, side tables, lighting and how wallpaper should NEVER make a comeback. We discuss the trends of the days of yore and which we think should make a comeback.

What are your favorite styles or trends from days gone by that you think should come back around? Let us know by sending an email at [email protected], calling or texting us at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on all the socials - find us under ineffablysublimepod.

Would you rather go to the dentist for a root canal or listen to another hilarious episode of Ineffably Sublime? Doesn't seem like much of a choice, does it?

This week our buddy Twyster provided us with a crazy list of Would You Rather's to work our way through. Complete with a ton of side quests, we laugh our way through some ridiculous life choices.

We don't know much, but we do know Mitch isn't a contortionist...allegedly.

Call or text us at 814-299-5155 and let us know what your answers to the would you rathers's would be. You can also find us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod or drop us a line at [email protected].

Spread it on!

We’re back with part two of the weirdest names for places, people, and things—and this one nearly broke us. No joke, Mitch and DeeJ laugh harder than they ever have on air for a solid three minutes!

But before we dive into the madness, we kick things off with a shoutout to our newest podcast pals, The Pizza Bagel Podcast: with Tony and Friends. Mitch also finally solves the mystery of Tuna Spaghetti for those guys—because apparently, the world needs to know.

Then, it’s full speed ahead into another round of absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous names. Will we ever recover? Unclear. But one thing’s for sure: this episode proves once and for all that Mitch is, in fact, Basic Mitch.

Got a weird word or name that deserves a mention? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, TEXT US or leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155(we’ll read it on the show ) , or email us at [email protected]!

We're glitching hard this week and we apologize. It was excruciatingly cold in western Pennsylvania when we recorded and we think the weather was fucking with the interwebs. We had major shrinkage and booger freezing, and can't wait for spring.

Were you around for the Challenger exposion? Where were you? Apparently Deej came to be because of this event! And apparently Deej and Mitch both were at the DuBois Hospital at the time of the Discovery explosion.

What's going on in Flint, MI? Allegedly the old police academy is to become the future home of a marijuana grow plant.

Today's episode features weird words and silly names. Have you ever been bumfuzzled? Or experienced a meldrop? Can you gleek? Is Mitch's booger still at his old school??

To be continued next week with more absurd words!

Do you have any weird words you want to add to our list? Let us know by joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or emailing [email protected].

Part two of the etymology of food idioms. If you missed part 1, check out the episode titled “Just Say Hee-Haw, Bro!”

This week we introduce two new segments with “this day in history” events and Mitch’s “actual names”.

Mitch and Deej ask WTF is up with feels-like temps? We couldn’t think of a more timely subject for today’s frigid temps warning in PA. Things outside are sus slippery and giving ick vibes.

How’s your penis? A sea slug can rustle up a new one for you in 24 hours, as well as scoop out any rival sperm still hanging out in a recently mated female. Also, why are so many used dildos being donated to a thrift store in Wales? ?

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