Ineffably Sublime | A Weekly Dose of Weird: History, News, and Curiosity

Up first today is Deej's catastrophy that prompts a discussion about misplacing your shit and what assholes our children can be.

Kites are lame, and so is National Kite Day. At least according to Mitch. Mostly because he just can't seem to get it up. What's not so lame? The Feast of the Ass, which apparently is now Mitch's new favorite holiday.

In this week's news - a vegan and gluten free bakery allegedly passed off Dunkin Donuts as their product. How effed up is that?! Thankfully our local (DuBois) Dunkin' friend Jordan has Deej's back in terms of his allergies. Thanks Jordan for being an awesome human being!

This week's discussion centers around food-related sayings and why we use them. We think it's safe to say that origins of food idioms are generally really dumb. Let us know what your favorite (or least favorite) food-related idioms are by sending us an email at [email protected], leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod. Also now you can find us on Reddit at r/KNOBS!

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Happy 2025! Welcome to another ineffable year of subliminal content!

This week's shocking news: Mitch likes country music! WTF??

We dive into a news story about a UFO sighting just outside of DuBois (where our show is produced) and stumble over the ridiculous parentheses littered throughout the article. What's the deal with parentheses anyway??

We also discuss doomsday predictions that never came true. We aren't entirely sure what fueled these bizarre, end-of-the-world predictions, but we sure did have fun discussing them!

Do you know of other predictions that never came true that we didn't mention here? Let us know about them by leaving us a voicemail at 814-299-5155, sending us an email at [email protected] or joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod or on Reddit at r/KNOBS.

Tonight we'll all be joining in billions of revelers who will ring in the new year. But why do we celebrate the start of a new year? Find out the origins of this eons-old holiday and some traditions that are sure to get your 2025 off to the right start.

How do you celebrate the new year? Let us know by email at [email protected], leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

Happy New Year Knobs! Thanks for making 2024 a great one and we look forward to bringing you along for the ridiculous ride in 2025!

Ahh, childhood in the 80’s and 90’s: the era of the holiday wishbook. The days of yore where you counted down to Christmas with a bigass catalog where you could visualize your Christmas fantasies.

In this week’s episode we’ll check out the top toys of our childhoods, regale you with stories of our wildest Christmas wishes and find out if our favorite toys were on those lists. Tell us what your favorite childhood toys and must-haves were by joining the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email at [email protected] or leave a voicemail at 814-299-5155.

Enjoy this throwback to our childhoods, and may all your Christmas wishes come true! Merry Christmas to all, and to all Knobs a good night!

Love them or hate them, it's time for Christmas music to flood every aspect of our lives. From that quick trip into Walmart to your daily commute, you're inundated with Christmas tunes. In this week's episode, we share the list of songs we love (and some we love to hate). We even created our own Ineffably Sublime Christmas Playlist on Spotify - check it out here - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gy6pmsGM6Q8037vPlOfU2?si=d3802c48c41a44da.

But beware! There might be a few songs on there that can cause an accident if you listen to them while driving! Find out the deets in this week's news story.

Happy Holidays from Team Sublime! Share your holiday wishes on our Facebook page @ineffablysublimepod, leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155 or send us an email at [email protected].

It's Christmastime, the time to find the perfect gift for your friends and family! Tune in to check out Amanda's curated list of special good bullshit from Temu. Let us help you find that perfect gift that's sure to score a Tungsten Carbide Hazelnut on the Pretty Nutz scale! Have you found a special good gift idea on Temu that you'd like to share with us? Let us know by sending the listing to [email protected], leave us a voicemail with the deets at 814-299-5155 or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

And stay tuned for Amanda's crumby ass!

Thanks to our buddy Twister for this list of things we need to decide whether we’ll keep, sell or destroy! Find our or true feelings on fries, vehicle brands, bands, pizza and more. Do you agree with our decisions? Let us know by leaving a voicemail at 814-299-5155, email us at [email protected] or join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod.

What’s up, Knobs? In this special good Thanksgiving bonus episode, we kick things off by giving November 28th the attention it deserves—not just for Thanksgiving, but for the other holidays that somehow exist on this glorious day (looking at you, UnThanksgiving Day). Then, we stumble into a truly wild news story about AI robots in China telling each other to go home and take the day off. Is this how Skynet starts… or ends? Finally, we deep-dive into the Butterball Hotline archives to serve up the most insane turkey-related disasters ever. It’s ridiculous, it’s ineffably sublime, and trust us—you don’t want to miss this one. Gobble gobble, Sublime Squad!

It's the holiday season and Mitch is already in the spirit! It's almost time for Charlie Christmas to make his appearance!

Would you pay more than 63 cents for a banana duct-taped to a wall? Some guy got hosed in this week's news story.

Is there anything better than a good TV theme song? Just hearing it gets you pumped and ready to see what's happening this week's episode. Some theme songs are timeless, like the ones on our lists. Do any of your favorites make our list? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email to [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 814-299-5155.

Guten Tag! Deej's crotchal area is sublime and we are here to bring you another laughter-inducing episode!

We hope you enjoyed DuBois SuperCon and meeting us as much as we enjoyed meeting you! And also, how dare you??

Can you get a boner from your Wicked-themed Barbie doll? Maybe you can! Find out how in this week's WTF news story!

You probably noticed by now we LOVE movies. This week we analyze one of our favorite parts of movies: the theme songs. Mitch and Deej compare notes on their favorite movie theme songs.

What are your favorite movie theme songs? Do any of ours make your list? Join the conversation on Facebook @ineffablysublimepod, send us an email to [email protected] or leave a voicemail at 814-299-5155.