We propose that the next James Bond should feature more Heelys, we paint girls in nightclubs and pass out from malnourishment while putting on our sexy voice.

We propose a stop to insane housemate behaviour, we awaken a cell of sleeper agents with classical music and wear trackpants in public.

We propose a relationship refugee support group, prepare for the zombie apocalypse and assist the Sub-Mariner with his love life.

We propose that messing with your train buddies is a fun way to pass the time, we ponder whether or not you’d be embarrassed if a mute saw your naked and attempt some David Guetta style song trickery.

We propose that dads are overly adamant about the ways of the world, a globetrotting adventurer chats up Vicki and Ben continues his quest for the yadadada song.

Marketa invites us to discuss our unusual hobbies, join the roller derby team and get matching cello tattoos.

We propose that the Wayne Gretzky song is a great tool to assist with passing tests, we brainstorm a term for the phase between acquaintance and boyfriend and God tries to kill Vicki.

We propose that Siri and Greenwich are conspiring to alter our perception of time, Arj Barker depresses Vicki and we instruct our listeners on how to drown a lion.

We propose a return of the underwater battle royale’s of Ben’s childhood, Vicki joins the Wacky Races and Ben fails to play it cool while tending to some indoor plants.

We propose an elaborate Photoshop experiment, send a text message to God and coat ourselves in honey.