We propose that bee’s are now sexy, explain Ben’s cow-like digestive system and refuse to go to the doctors.

Marketa invites us to discuss why the education system is stupid and ADHD is made up.

We propose that we need a follow up to the song ‘Peaches’ about prawns, we turn to a life of hamburgling and dispense some timely advice in our newest segment.

We propose that Vicki move on to aliens and ghosts now that she’s done with men, we shout ‘YOLO’ before eating breakfast and add a deadly twist to rock climbing.

We propose that Vicki’s father should get more credit for his inventions, we keep an eye out for undercover waiters and nearly die going hot air ballooning.

We propose cutting a fake moustache in half as an efficient way for two people to disguise themselves as Hitler, Ben bottles and sells his bathwater and we drive to work in a dodgem car.

We propose that the Burger King and Dairy Queen should get married, we get it on with an old British man and discover the quickest way to get to sleep is by listening to two people playing Monopoly.

On our fifth day of breakfast radio we inject horse DNA into our burgers, ponder the most important part of a unicorn and Mason wants a slave.

On our fourth day of breakfast radio we discover there’s a large contingent of warlords in our audience, stay on the lookout for well dressed, sweet smelling criminals and steal schnitzel for Santa.

On our second day of breakfast radio we finally get rid of all our unwanted gold, analyse Nikolai Tesla’s comedic scriptures and ear candle a few puppies.