We propose that Julian Casablancas does a great impression of thunder, establish who’s the Bert and Ernie of our relationship and uncover the secret absorbed twins inside each of the Big Brother housemates.

We propose that athletes shouldn’t be the only one’s who can smell like deep heat, cavemen have more claim to the declaration that breakfast is a great morning meal than Subway restaurants and toothpaste should dry clear.

We propose the bunny ears for all initiative, ponder our favourite breed of cow and stick LED’s into potatoes.

We propose a creepy new way to hug people, Steve Buscemi needs to become the new hot doctor on Grey’s Anatomy and Vicki owes Ben $10.

We propose a new facial expression to indicate the need to pee, a simplified way to text the show and Vicki has been abusing the blocked number function of her phone.

A very final episode in which we bounce with our future wives, buy a black market Slip ‘n Slide and chase after our long lost brother on a speedboat.

A very relaxed episode in which we put a pony torso in our enemy’s bed, keep cobblers in business and soil another moustache.

A very sly episode in which we creepily wink at one another, discover techno music is secretly brainwashing us with Morse code and establish the conversation hierarchy.

A very emotional episode in which we attempt to talk about the two times Ben has cried, discuss our French Canadian boyfriend Monsieur Russel Mepubes and play ‘What’s Alex Doing?’

A very celebratory episode in which we commemorate three years of Insane Ramblings by running late for our nap, examining a magnetic uterus and reliving Ben’s teenage DJ days.