Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

Welcome to the grand finale of Theo’s Fifth Grade Year in Review! In this episode, we follow the heartwarming story of three unlikely animal friends: Daniel, Theo, and Joseph as they are dipped in mud, guilt-tripped by Girl Scouts, beefed by a famous rapper, and saddled with predatory loans as children. Will they overcome all odds to be memorialized on TikTok with Ed Sheeran music, or will they be doomed to an eternity of hanging out with the Manning brothers? Tune in to find out!

Also in this episode: “It looked like the Devil, but without his cheerful disposition!”, “Are you stressed? Only perpetually.”, “I moved to Scandinavia because I’m sad. Now I’m sad and in Scandinavia.”, HomeStar Runner, TikTok, Perfect by Ed Sheeran, YouTube, South Park, ASMR, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Christianity, Catholicism, Minority Report, Presbyterian, Martin Luther, Girl Scouts, The Exorcist, CoPilot, Microsoft Word, Clippy, 3 Cowboys, Quest of the Dragon, SunTrust Bank, Kirby Kangaroo, Eli and Peyton Manning.

In this gripping episode of our true crime podcast, Theo’s unsettling no-teeth smile sparks a chilling conversation. Is he a psychopath or something? Turns out he isn’t, but join us as we explore questions like this and over 100 crimes - including crimes we’re committing while we record! 

We delve into the bizarre concept of a mail hole, uncover the secrets of a man with a fake limp, and question Daniel’s motivation to hide while he does yard work.

Prepare yourself for a disturbing look into the darker side of humanity, also Pokémon, Homestar Runner, Peasant’s Quest, and 3 Cowboys.

Also in this episode: “You don’t want to hang out with the guy with a fake limp.”, “I knew you were having impure thoughts this whole time.”, “Don’t get too close or you might actually hear what I'm whispering.”, Serial, Charles Manson, Happy Face Killer, Twin Flames, Jesus, Catholicism, 10 Commandments, The Vatican, Harry Potter, Justin Timberlake, The Matrix, X2, Anger Management, American Pie, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, R. Kelly, Jay Z, Cadillac, Radiolab, Fear Factor, Joe Rogan, and The Cosby Show.

In this episode, join hosts Theo, Joseph, Daniel, and Seth as they delve into the intricate backstory of a shed’s origins and the chaotic contents of a box within. Along the way, you may learn how to place a minor curse on a collection of miscellaneous hardware, test out a new therapist, and even find your life’s purpose with a stack of doormats. We’ll delve deep into topics such as: writing a best selling book, coming up with great insults, and finally getting ChatGPT to love you. Tune in for an episode that promises to ignite your sense of wonder about what you could be doing if only you had an extra finger.

Also in this episode: “Seth called it off! It’s not a no-nut-podcast anymore!”, “The joke is that there could be some sort of sexual relationship between computers.”, “You’re clinically incapable of yes, and!”, National Public Radio (NPR), Pinnochio, Joe Rogan, COVID-19, ChatGPT, Nirvana, The Beatles, St. Mary’s, Microsoft, FreeCell, Pusha T, Riddles.com, Warheads, Christianity, Batman, No Nut November, England, the Internet, Jenga, Christmas, the Heimlich Maneuver, and Yanni.

Are you into survival novels, portal science fiction, and Mary Poppins? Then we have the story for you! This episode includes tips for setting a world record, contacting Kevin Bacon, acing standardized writing tests, and beating level one of Crash Bandicoot. It also has classic ITMOACG gags like Theo’s harebrained schemes to skip a grade, gratuitous references to Pokemon, and at least one joke only translators can understand!

Warning: You WILL get sick if you listen to this episode!

Also in this episode: “These kids aren’t gonna dunk on me are they?”, “To get smashed in the face, go to page 5.”, “You didn’t have to use the word ‘locomotive’ at all.”, Guinness Book of World Records, Kevin Bacon, Appalachian Trail, Paul Bunyan, Snoopy, Peanuts, Mary Poppins, Pokemon, Crash Bandicoot, Nintendo Power, and COVID-19.

Seth is on the podcast, and he’s got a muffin to eat! He has also written several stories, and in this episode we discuss his premature and geographically confusing obituary as well as his gratitude for reality. This episode really has it all: butt wiping hacks, comedy that grows exponentially, cat pee rainbows, mystery jokes, and a lot of homophones.

If you don’t think this episode is good, that doesn’t bother us at all. We actually didn’t really want it to be good or bad - or on the brink of being bad. We just wanted it to be like a normal episode.

Also in this episode: “True power is in how sad you can make other people.”, “I want to stop crying, but I’m in so deep!”, “I’ll die later, pizza now!”, Pokemon, Power Rangers, Transformers, Shakespeare, Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson, Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkein, the Bible, Jesus, and Charlie Chaplin.

Comrades of the Glorious Collective! What do Obama, Dumbledore, and Joseph Stalin have in common? Why, they’re all honorable members of the Huffman’s Hall of Fame, of course! This episode is mostly about Comrade Stalin and his meteoric rise from peasant to propagandist. Along the way we’ll discuss aliens, pork bung, and terrorist cats.

This episode description is free to use in any school library!

Disclaimer: Stalin was a terrible person.

Also in this episode: “I might go after your pork bung and seize power.”, “Are you just going to live the rest of your life with a wild cat in one of your rooms?”, “Really makes ya think.” - Theo “No it doesn't.” - Daniel, aliens, Harry Potter, Homestar Runner, Peasant’s Quest, Soviet Russia, King’s Academy, Superman, King Kong, Google, Vladimir Lenin, Lion King, Siberia, Guantanamo Bay, and the FBI.

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite misinformation-filled podcast! Well, maybe it’s not your favorite, but if that’s the case just consider this more misinformation. Today we’ll be lying to you about German folklore, how to wink, Latin America and much more! So grab Igor, your trusty Russian travel guide, and let’s go!

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Also in this episode: “That fart noise lets me know that I’m safe with you.”, “It’s a free egg, don’t ask any questions.”, FarmersOnly, Homestar Runner, Covid-19, Oedipus, Yanni, Amelia Bedelia, Kroger, and Teletubbies.