In the beginning there was nothing, and then the first mustache was created.  This week we are joined by the first mustache that grew for only one month, and did it in the face of those who wore one year round.  While they look similar they are fairly different.  Much like the Gingerbread Stout VS NinjaBread Man.  To the sick mans pallet they seem the same, but to the outside world there are obvious differences.

If you are trying to good do the ends justify the means?  This week we have to believe the answer is yes, and we have found a new way to leverage our mustache powers in the name of the greater good.  Burger King tried to do what they thought was right, but they should have known they would be condemned for such things.  The obvious move was to bundle what people want with  a little less of what they don't then it seems like a win.  We get it.

This week we discuss some of our Super Powers.  All of us are flexing our super ability to grow mustaches for good, but there are other powers that are less know. One of us can produce food direct from his nose, while another can only smell things if it is in the proper glass. Another of us can summon the feds with a simple act of marketing. Apparently we also have the ability to take down politicians without any effort all.  Just because we don't wear capes doesn't mean we don't have powers.

Often times you hear a story that sounds just like another experience you have had, but with subtle differences.  Like the guy with a trunk full of Krispy Kreme's.  One guy makes money and the other loses money, but both cars reek of doughnuts. A couple guys take shots of Malort, but one ends up with a belly full of gravy, and the other experiences the horror that is Canadian anger.  Lives are full of these parallel story lines, but from the other side they can seem very different.

We are on the precipice of growing season, and for many of us this means we are about to settle into our more charitable alter ego.. We are not there yet though so shaving is still on the agenda, and some of us shaved more then we meant to. Speaking of more then we meant to; is it too early to start holiday binge eating?  Asking for a friend, and I know he is a friend because I can't stop making fun of him.  That is what men do when they like each other...tear each other down.

This week has seen a lot of L's, yet we are coming out the other side feeling fairly good about it.  Sure we were given a gift that was promptly pissed on before it was ever worn.  One of us was contacted by an L, and thought it was a stroke of luck, nope, wrong L.  We even heard of a man who died and left his final words for all to hear, and they were not what was expected.  Sure we could be upset by all of the L's, but we are Growers, and Growers know the value of taking an "L" for all the right reas

Do you ever have one of those days that you don't want to end? This week that exact scenario made for an unexpected show.  With the snap of the fingers the power was back on, and we were recording.  Troy was fired up, and we are not sure if it was the new pup or the DUI's on scooters but but he turned it up to 11.  Grab that Emergency Beer and enjoy the show.

This week we are joined by a special guest Taylor Carson.  We revisit his past, hear about the present, and place bets on the future.  There is a DELI, but with a twist this week as we take the road less traveled. Special thanks to Taylor for joining us beyond just the typical intro.

This week we record from a golf trip to Myrtle Beach, and we are joined by a few new characters.  If you count yourself among those who think Shawshank Redemption is one of the greatest movies of all time then we have an eye opening one minute review for you.   We also settle the old Montana debate between Great Falls and Missoula.  Actually truth be told I don't think it has been debated outside of our conversation, and we certainly don't solve the issue.

Love is in the air, and who better to usher it in than the queen of love songs and dedications herself, well maybe not her but at least her child.  An over the top wedding reminds us that even when surrounded by love if you say the wrong thing you will be the butt of jokes.  Nothing a few breakfast shots can't fix though.