If you cut a hole in something does that make it a bagel?  If you swipe right does that make it a date?  If you stuff a Cheese It with cheese does that make it a pizza?  If you know a dog has had it good does that make it bad?  All the first world problems we answer this week.

If this weeks episode was road trip it would have seen some serious $hit.  From Wrigley Field, to Tennessee, followed by a right turn at Area 51, to a BBQ in Australia, back home for a block party, and all in time to catch the games for NFL opening day.  Not too shabby of a journey.

We all have a lot of ideas, and some are better than others.  Spending too much on credit can be both good and bad, and often comes down to when you look at it.  Fixing a truck with a hard seltzer can may have actually been a good idea.  Booze balloons; I can't see how this is a good idea.  Bringing back the same DELI for a third round; damn right that was a good idea.  Trying to steal valor; never a good idea.

A guy with a murder rap, a sandwich artist, a Fiata driver, and the Monopoly guy walk into a fantasy draft.  I really don't have to say more; the punchlines write themselves.  Cheers

It has been a long time coming and one man's investment has finally paid off.  Another of us invested in tomatoes; that one was not as fruitful.  Natty light is investing in the seltzer craze, while PBR has gone another direction entirely.  We also learn of a way to make a quick monetary investment in pleasure, without a long term commitment, depending on what airport you fly into.  All the while another investment of the heart is coming to an end.

Tubing is a great way to spend a summer afternoon, but packing the right provisions is a critical step.  You do it wrong and you might end up with a mouth full of nasty.  No we are not talking about hard seltzers, in fact they are finding their way into more and more coolers, and the big breweries are starting to take notice.

Emotions run hot this episode, and we don't all see eye to eye, while others are not seen at all.  A mystery listener makes their triumphant return, and word on the street is they were seen but we can't prove it. A fondue meal is had which makes half the room happy and half the room heated.  A visit is paid to a doctor, and we soon learn that someone else had already been in his ear.  Most surprising of all though was the realization that we all have a price, and one of ours is a meager $15.50.

Too often dreams don't live up to reality; this is the Griswold way.  This week we revisit the past and find ourselves in a car heading down the wrong road.  We come very close to realizing a dream only to discover that a one night stand was all that was in the cards.  And we find that a rented dream may be the way to go, but those results are still TBD.

A feeding frenzy by definition is when there is so much food that a group becomes aggressive in their pursuit of the food. This can be interpreted in a few ways, and this week we see many of them.  A baby vs a grown man duel to see who can eat more on a plane. A lil man fights everybody while surrounded by bagels. A bad beer gets filled with food and becomes wildly in demand. Vegetarian food is made...well no one went crazy over that.

This week we recorded in the Nectar Sunglasses warehouse outside of Charleston, SC.  We are joined by our favorite local artist and the creative talent behind Revelry Breweries famous can art, Chris Kemp, and Liam Becker Co-Founder of Apis Mercantile.  We also get a peek behind the scenes of the winding road that Sean of Nectar Sunglasses took to get to this point with the help of our old friend Keith. Cheers from Folly Beach.