Unnerving travails in the royal household continue and the Queen’s dresser, Linda, confides.

In which two key figures rue their words and actions and realise that ‘chickens come home to roost’.

England has reopened for business in spite of continued dire warnings from the medical experts that the pandemic is far from over.

In which the ex-health secretary is head over heels whilst the recipient of this love is already feeling jaded and the top three dogs are back in their kennels, missing the glories of Freedom Day.

The health secretary falls on his sword, a replacement is found in a trice and the by election result shows that the patience of the public is running out.

In which the start of the health secretary’s affair is traced and elephants are to be sent packing.

In which the full extent of the carnage caused by the health secretary’s affair becomes clear and his wife plans her revenge.

In which life’s injustices are discussed and families matter.

In which it is announced that ‘the person who gives birth to a person who will eventually menstruate’ are both home and doing well and an 8 hour inquisition proves pointless.

Wall-coverings continue to dominate the PM’s life and prince Rupert’s loose tongue causes angst for his wife.