In spite of excessive expenditure on ‘crazy gold tat’, the Prime Minister comes up smelling of roses again; Sir Kieran tries to shift the blame for his party’s abject flop and Steve Cannon is advised to just suck it up.

In which the full extent of prince Rupert’s Americanisation becomes clear.

In which the Queen dresses her two wayward progeny down; the PM is sinking in a mire of yet more scandal and Mathew Shrove continues his weasel ways.

In which Benedict Morgan realises one of his sons is about to reap the rewards of his schoolboy pranks and prince Rupert is forced to acknowledge that life has consequences.

In which law-suits are two a penny and Scarlett Heavens makes a reappearance.

Neil Forthright, celebrity host and writer, gets the chop for his forthright opinions on Sassy Sparkle and the PM’s décor continues to cause a drama.

The interview has been broadcast and everything for the royal family has changed.

With the impending interview - second only to the ‘three of us in this marriage’ car crash one decades earlier - tensions are running high on both sides of the Atlantic.

Two demanding and feisty women, Sassy Sparkle and Mandy Swinton-Eagle, are giving their partners a hard time with their high expectations of love and life.

In which the second impeachment fails; Tony, the masseuse, succeeds and the Shroves discuss Mandy Swinton-Eagle’s influence.