Our personal police search stories. Taxes...why? Quiet on set documentary. A Rhi-view of the new Roadhouse. A California man takes a leg to go. We sample some Asian snacks. When will Louisiana government wake up?

Ern's big money making scheme. P Diddly makes headlines. Ern shares his love for AOC. James Brown, the original mumble rapper.

What's the difference between alcohol and liquor? Woke-ism is officially a mental disorder. For some odd reason, Dylan Mulvaney is still relevant. Suspect tosses a suprise bundle while running from police. Is taking advantage of someone else's screwup a crime?

The real reason girls like the cars that go "boom". New Yor...why bother? Milf-mobiles. People should be more like the Addams family. The latest Snoop cereal came in! How to get out of jury duty.

What does "handicapped" look like? How to properly have sex with a pie according to Ern. Free Deez Nuts! Should selfies be banned during concerts? Rhi's dirty phrase of the week. We further corrupt Nurse Ratchet.

Rhi decides she loves us again. Unfair work laws. Is TikTok going away? Different ways to measure time. Do cops treat males and females differently? What we're streaming. Trying instant hotpot.

Try as we might, we cannot stay on one topic. Rent-a-fatty. What will our alien visitors be like? This dog is definitely NOT man's best friend. And who knows what else?

A deep intellectual discussion on butter versus margarine. A sample of what Dane does best. Ern has a mooch problem. Big supreme court win for Trump.

What are Bert and Ernie's couple roles? Danny Masterson catches a beat down. Prison labor, good or bad? Big E is sick of tipping. Texas homeowner fatally wounds BBQ thief. Japan's Muslim ban. Who wants monkey for dinner? Doc's campaign update.

Doc educates us about the Hays code. Maggot on a plane. Commercial airliner breaks sound barrier by mistake. Ern's cruise plans. Man suing Powerball. What we would do if we won the lotto. We remember (some of us not so fondly) our first times.