In this extra long episode, we talk Valentine's day, Mardi Gras, and politics. Ern dreams about one day meeting a streetwalker. 2024 Rock and Roll hall of fame nominees. Danny Masterson update. Snoop suing Walmart. Ask Dr. Doc.

Rhi-Rhi gets loaded. Doc's royal connection. Doc makes a huge political announcement. Florida man games. The magic power of boobs. Sampling Sunny D seltzers.

We sample Eggo brunch in a jar. What is a "Xennial"? Ern puts something good in our mouths (for a change). "Classic" music makes us feel old. Brian hates Greta Thurnberg. Ten things women do that annoy men.

The Texas border crisis. Our latest Asian market finds. Most overrated chain restaurants. The origins of Goth. Urban dictionary phrase of the week. Does WWE have a future? The T-Swift superbowl. Custom AI sex dolls?

Ern cooks it up, but can't take the heat. Why Ern watches golf. Colon cancer is a bitch. A very special "Ask Dr. Doc. The history behind the song "Layla". Thirteen things men do that annoy women.

Brick lady gets exposed. Ern thinks ACAB. We get subjected to bubblegum pop. Man catches plane...the hard way. Superbowl conspiracy theory. Stanley cups...WTF? You can have your ex eaten alive for Valentine's day.

We trash talk ourselves into an interesting debate...cannibalism or incest? Nic Cannon has competition. Sampling Asian snacks. How beauty standards have changed. Rhi-Rhi educates us.

Could the American Pie movies be made today? We discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard. The ongoing Opelousas drama.

Danny Masterson enters the penal system. We missed the whole MTV era. Music festivals ain't what they used to be. Hooters went bye-bye. Tipping...good thing or not?

In this super-sized episode, we look back on (and judge) Ern's past. Weirdest things ER staff has found inside people's "no-no" places in 2023. Our Christmas recap. Strange flavor combos to try. We sample some drinks.