We trash talk ourselves into an interesting debate...cannibalism or incest? Nic Cannon has competition. Sampling Asian snacks. How beauty standards have changed. Rhi-Rhi educates us.

Could the American Pie movies be made today? We discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard. The ongoing Opelousas drama.

Danny Masterson enters the penal system. We missed the whole MTV era. Music festivals ain't what they used to be. Hooters went bye-bye. Tipping...good thing or not?

In this super-sized episode, we look back on (and judge) Ern's past. Weirdest things ER staff has found inside people's "no-no" places in 2023. Our Christmas recap. Strange flavor combos to try. We sample some drinks.

The gang talks xmas til Big E leaves, then the rest go completely off the rails)

The pre-Christmas show. We're talking toys. Does Ern get an allowance for being a house husband? Snoopwatch is over! Doc makes a mess with his nuts.

Our Snoop cereal came in! Our latest cartoon obsessions. Doc tries to summon Pinhead. The Crunchcup. Ask Dr. Doc. Are modern women on a power trip?

Welcome to the gun show. Comedy ain't what it used to be. Do you allow your pet on the bed? Where to find hookers in Dallas. What satisfies our munchies. Top slang terms of 2023.

(We promise to try harder next time)

Whatever happened to Schoolhouse Rock? We magic missile the darkness. Louisiana cryptids. Russian MILF gangbang. New shows coming out. A criminal genius commits the crime of the year. Waffle House brawl.

A little of this. A little of that. We try new foods. Ern's continuing legal drama. We go off on a hell of a ramble.