This week, the Hoes are getting a serious sugar rush from Trader Joes, including two questionable confections, a patriotic taffy and a strawberry candy so good, we’d sing about if we weren’t so afraid of getting sued.

In the cart:

Red White & Blue Cookie Bites

Flat Taffy

Root Beer Float Pieces

Coconut Cashew Candy Clusters

Strawberry Fields Gummy Candy