This week, the Hoes fight through some technical issues to dip into the deep end of Trader Joe's dips. Katie and Evie also scoop up garlic blindness, a severe lack of poker face, and their new pitch for an HGTV show, Dippin' and Flippin'.

In the cart:

• Roasted Tomato Labneh Dip 
• Caesar Salad Dip 
• Garlic Spread Dip 
• Vegan Tzatziki Dip 
• Almond Chipotle Dip 

Happy Valentine’s and Galentine’s Day to all who celebrate! The Hoes are back with some sweet favorites and some new discoveries. Will they be love at first bite or taste like bitter disappointment? Did we even love pink before Victoria Secret brainwashed us? And when will Trader Joe’s start selling condoms?

In the cart:
Sweet Heart Bath Fizzer

Italian Artisan Heart Shaped Pasta

Chocolate & Peanut Butter Lover's Nut Mix
Milk Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Hearts

Dark Chocolate Caramel Hearts
Jelly Bean Hearts

Soft and Chewy Gummy Candy in X's & O's

Strawberry Yogurt Flavored Coated Almonds

This week, the Hoes are prepping for the upcoming Bad Bunny concert, surrounded by sports, with some game day faves. They're pairing these snacks with getting roasted by AI, some humbling pronunciations, and accepting their true selves as Crab Rangoon Girls.

In the cart: 

• Chicken Uncured Bacon Ranch Dip
• Buffalo Blue Unexpected Cheddar Cheese Spread 
• Jalapeño and Cream Cheese Crispy Wontons

• Mac and Cheese Bites

The Hoes are back with some bubbly biome boosting sodas. Will they even learn the difference pre and probiotic? Who can say! But one thing's for sure, Trader Joe's is jumping on that gut health train. They also crack into Coke's medicinal past, spitting in the ocean, and our dream sponsor, Metamucil.

In the cart:
Strawberry Vanilla Prebiotic Soda
Cherry Cola Prebiotic Soda
Ginger Lemon Probiotic Sparkling Beverage

Rounding out the return of the Hoes, Katie and Evie share Part 3 of the items they've been dying to review over the last 3 years! Also on the table are Katie's questionable cottage cheese choices, Evie's dip obsession, and the need for Everything But The Bagel bath bombs.

In the cart:
Ranch Cottage Cheese Dip

Unexpected Cheddar Cheese Spread

Apple Chip Duo

Sweet Cannoli Dip

The Hoes are back with Part 2 of the items they've been dying to review over the last 3 years! Also up for discussion are Evie's lifelong love of ranch, Katie leaning into her bitter old hag era, and the iconic millennial franchise that was CPK. (RIP)

In the cart:
Chicken Mole
Beef Birria
BBQ & Black Pepper Toscano Chopped Salad
Ranch Seasoned Cashews

The Hoes are back, babyyyyyy! Katie Bravo and Evie Bickes dust off the mics (literally) to share the items they wish they could have discussed over the past three years. Plus, Evie's hot takes, Katie's lack of Hot Pocket experience, and an overwhelming awkwardness in front of a camera.

The Goods:

• Meatball Calzone
• Lemony Orzo Chicken Soup
• Lasagna Soup with Turkey
• Cornbread Crisps

Well, Hoes, here we are. The final-ish episode of Trader Hoes. But before we embark on our bye-atus, we took a stumble down memory lane, aided by a few drinks recommended by you and a possible Penis Truck sighting.

Thank you, Hoes, for the recommendations, the messages, the support, and just for sticking with us through the years. We couldn’t have done any of this without you. 

Until next time, #BBPP365.  

🛒 In the cart: 

• Añejo Tequila 
• Laurent Reverdy Sancerre 

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It's our second to last episode, which means there's just enough time to squeeze in a special guest appearance from the Trader Bros (aka our partners)!  It's a Hot Ones inspired showcase of Trader Joe's spicy sauces so get ready feel the (heart)burn. 

In the cart:
Incredisauce 
Tamarind Sauce 
Green Dragon Hot Sauce
Peri Peri Sauce
Chili Pepper Sauce
Jalapeño Hot Sauce
Habañero Hot Sauce 

Not in the cart, but worth considering: 
Milk 

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This week, we’re leaving it all on the table, including grandma. We tackle our InstaHoes’ savory suggestions, repay them by completely butchering their names, and walk away with a few new favorites. Not on the menu but certainly on our minds: Shrinky Dinks, a Trader Joe’s and Jack in the Box mashup, noods, and Katie’s love of uncooked rolled oats. 

🛒 In the cart: 

• Cheeseburger burrito  
• Cascatelli Pasta 
• Italian Style Meatballs 
• Rosemary Croissant Coutons 
• Bulgogi Beef Fried Rice with Kimchi 

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