Trader Joe's set the trap, and we walked right into it. This week, we've reviewing those items near the checkout that just happen to make their way into your cart at the last minute. For better or worse. We also squeeze in whether clones celebrate birthdays, the possible familial relations of Betty Crocker and Betsy Ross, and a gummy bear situation that's definitely not safe for work.

In the cart:

• Celebration Cake Pretzels
• Cheery Lemon Animal Crackers 
• Sour Strawberry Candy Belts
• Milk Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Candy

The Hoes are hitting the snack aisle once again to try Trader Joe's much talked about ranch rolls (their name, not Joe's). While they're there, they'll also have a chance to sing about buffalo popcorn and talk new nut merch.

In the cart:
Ranch Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips
Buffalo Ranch Popcorn
Chile Lime Flavored Fried Pork Rinds
Garlic Butter Nut Mix

The Hoe's are hitting up Trader Joe's frozen pasta, and that's if you use the "pasta" verrry loosely. Of course eating endless amounts of carbs isn't their only skillset – these Hoes can also name your baby, pack your suitcase and tell you where to build your next Trader Joes.

In the cart:

• Jambalaya
• Spicy Farfalle Pasta with Italian Chicken Sausage
• Garlicky Pasta
• Spicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta

This week, the Hoes thought that they found one of TJ’s best-kept secrets in the refrigerated smoothies. But some secrets should never be told. They’re also blending in Evie’s new rap name, Katie’s fear of jacked-up babies, and the love story between bananas and nuts. 

In the cart: 

• Organic Coconut Smoothie
• Banana & Almond Butter Protein Smoothie
• Vanilla Almond Spiced Chai Protein Smoothie
• Chocolate Almond Protein Smoothie

Can you believe i?, The Hoes are cooking! Ok technically, they’re just warming up frozen pizzas but the bar is extremely low these Hoes and apparently even lower for some of these Trader Joes pies.

In the cart:
Tarte au Brie et aux Tomates

Tarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and Gruyere

Burrata, Prosciutto and Arugula Flatbread

BBQ Chicken Pizza

This week, the Hoes are shaking this up with a few of Trader Joe's newer pre-made pasta salads. After removing the sauce packets from the tiny plastic containers, they also fit in the concept for a new crime-fighting pasta show for kids, why Katie could never commit a crime, and the Cucumber Wetness Spectrum.

In the cart:

• Lemon Basil Pasta Salad
• Chickpea Kale And Crispy Red Rice Salad
• Peanut Udon Noodle Salad
• Korean Style Bibim-Guksu

It was 91 degrees in February and the Hoes are coping with some new frozen favorites from Trader Joe’s. If you love instant affagato, pistachio having its moment, super-sized macrons, and unpacking Katie’s pigeon trauma, then you’re in for a treat, Hoes.

In the cart:

2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen Desserts
Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches

Italian Pistachio & Fior di Latte Gelato Style Frozen Dessert

Calamansi & Mango Sorbet

This week, the Hoes are asking an age-old question: Is this a cake you can eat in your car? Not even childhood trauma is going to keep them from getting an answer as Katie and Evie try Trader Joe's mini sheet cakes for the first time. They're also mixing in getting cookie samples from Jeff(?), eating cake as an act of rebellion, and casting these cakes as bakers on the Great British Bake Off.

In the cart: 

• Toasted Coconut Mini Sheet Cake
• Chantilly Cream Vanilla Bean Mini Sheet Cake
• Dark Chocolate Mini Sheet Cake

• ⁃ Cookies and Cream Mini Sheet Cake

The Hoes are hitting up the snack aisle and finding their new stripper names in the process. From curried potato chips to yeasty popcorn, it's a full-flavored episode that'll have you pondering deep thoughts like, "Do I look like my dog?" and "How do you pronounce 'Piquant?"

In the cart:
Sweet Onion Style Pretzel Twists
Thai Style Yellow Curry Flavored Potato Chips
Hot Honey Popcorn
Piquant Popcorn

This week, the Hoes fight through some technical issues to dip into the deep end of Trader Joe's dips. Katie and Evie also scoop up garlic blindness, a severe lack of poker face, and their new pitch for an HGTV show, Dippin' and Flippin'.

In the cart:

• Roasted Tomato Labneh Dip 
• Caesar Salad Dip 
• Garlic Spread Dip 
• Vegan Tzatziki Dip 
• Almond Chipotle Dip