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----Simplified ----

咱们历史老师真是疯子！

为什么？

他讲的都是自己编造的历史。

比如说呢？

恐龙不是史前灭绝的，而是在德国赢了二战之后。

不是吧？这太夸张了。

你也觉得疯狂吧？

恐龙明明是30年前圣诞老人当总统的时候灭绝的。

----English----

Our history teacher is crazy.

Why?

He just makes history up in lectures.

What's an example?

Dinosaurs didn't go extinct ages ago, but after the Germans won WWII.

You kidding? That's totally stretching it.

Yeah, you think it's crazy too, eh?

Dinosaurs clearly went extinct thirty years ago when Santa Claus was president.

----Pinyin----

zánmen lìshǐ lǎoshī zhēnshì fēngzi!

wèishénme?

tā jiǎng de dōu shì zìjǐ biānzào de lìshǐ.

bǐrú shuō ne?

kǒnglóng bù shì shǐqián mièjué de, érshì zài déguó yíng le èrzhàn zhīhòu.

bù shì ba? zhè tài kuāzhāng le.

nǐ yě juéde fēngkuáng ba?

kǒnglóng míngmíng shì sānshí nián qián shèngdànlǎorén dāng zǒngtǒng de shíhou mièjué de.

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咱們歷史老師真是瘋子！

為甚麼？

他講的都是自己編造的歷史。

比如說呢？

恐龍不是史前滅絕的，而是在德國贏了二戰之後。

不是吧？這太誇張了。

你也覺得瘋狂吧？

恐龍明明是30年前聖誕老人當總統的時候滅絕的。

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