Wendi tries to pick up a lesbian at her latest show, her boobs are huge, and Dan watches a sensual video online.

Wendi is sick again this week, so Dan mobilizes the Prayer Warriors. He also recruits the listeners into his pyramid scheme and explains why flushable wipes are superior to toilet paper.

Dan talks about doing his taxes, math, and the post office having hours that just don't suit his needs. And more stories from the life of the triplets.

Wendi gets bit by an ex-boyfriend, Dan can't stop talking about his new favorite show, and they both taste test some new items.

Dan and Wendi chat about Michael Jackson, the Lion's Den, and do another M&M's taste-test.

Wendi laughs like a horse, which is apparently a real saying that people use. She also talks about flipping her scooter, more adventures at the gynecologist, and being one of the foremost experts in the world at handling poles.

Dan and Wendi sit down with the messiah in this episode. It's a short interview, but they continue to talk about haunted houses, Netflix, and vagina spiders.

Dan tried to get to Wendi's house, but it just didn't happen. Hear all about that, the Umbrella Academy, and send some feedback on a couple different topics this week.

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Dan the Prophet gives you a warning this week. He also talks up the YMCA, explains fighting ostriches, and tells why your kids should play sports.

Dan is flying solo and talking about the second half of the Bahamas cruise, coyotes, and polar vortexes.