Dan and Wendi missed doing the podcast so much last week that they went twice as long this week and broke it up in two episodes. So this this is part one of a double feature of Midget Radio for the week. Wendi talks about having gas, needing Gary's help to get on the toilet, and her freaky-ass feet. Then she judges Dan for doing freaky things with his feet.

This week, Dan and Wendi talk about sexing a fish, sleep paralysis, and fucking with a handicapped raccoon.

It's an extra episode this week, inspired by last week's discussion about Edgar Allen Poe. It's the Irish I Was Laughing Radio version of "The Raven".

Wendi tells a lot of stories this week. She is all about masturbation and talks about buying herself moldy flowers, beating the shit out of her dad, and the time she tried to choke to death. She also experiences a fairly humorous hand cramp at one point.

Wendi just can't wrap her mind around the existence of chupacabras. She has a hard time with other things as well. Several old topics are revisited on this episode.

Dan schools Wendi in a plank challenge. She tells about getting paddled by her teacher with Munchausen Syndrome and also tries to nail down Dan's celebrity doppelganger.

All the record player fun is over. Wendi listened to five minutes of an episode and discovered she got a gift. Also on this episode, Wendi proposes to Dan, he pisses on his pants, and Wendi proves her claim that she can suck a mean dick.

Wendi is back this week, but still completely oblivious to our secret. She talks to Dan about cockroaches, oral sex with Pop Rocks, and saying evening prayers.

As promised, Dan gets more opinions on the Halloween cereals from the last episode. He has help from his daughters, Gabryella and the triplets, as well as baby mama Kayla. All the results are right here.

Wendi skips out again this week. Apparently she would rather go on vacation than record a podcast because she doesn't have any dedication to her craft. So we keep secrets from her again and feel confident that she won't find out even though it's available for public consumption.