Dan is flying solo this week and he's confident that Wendi won't listen to this episode. So confident, in fact, that he's willing to write it in the episode description where she's sure to see it. Will she or won't she? We'll find out next week.

On this episode, Wendi throws up in her mouth a little bit. But she recovers and talks about her successfully successful attempt to squat-piss. Then Dan talks about peeing on girls in the shower and attempts to convice Wendi it has happened to her. Then he explains that her IQ-to-height ratio makes her one of the smartest people on the planet.

Dan and Wendi get to the bottom of Wendi's depression issues as they talk about bat-spit coffee, anti-climax spray and selling your poop.

This week, Dan and Wendi talk about ballroom dancing, Citizen Kane, and putting condoms in the coffee maker. Dan also tries to convince Wendi to harvest her bone marrow and to be a professional prostitute before explaining the real reason Adam and Eve had to wear fig leaves.

Dan has a couple special guests on this one. He is in Seattle for the second time in a month for a Ragnar Relay. This time, he sits down with some folks from his team after the Ragnar Trail Rainier to talk about the race, the scenery, and all around shenanigans that tend to happen.

Wendi does her best impression of Larry the Cable Guy on this episode. She also surprises her boyfriend with a sudden revelation. Hear about heroin, AIDS, and getting stung on your dick by a wasp.

This episode has the worst audio due to a faulty microphone creating excessive background noise and distortion, but the podcast was too good to just let it go. So just suck it up for a week and hear all about Wendi's actual STD, Dan's attempt to fit in with the STD crowd, and a lot more.

Wendi talks about the results from her genetic test and then samples Dan's pickle, on the podcast! They also talk about Gone With the Wind being a terrible movie and performing oral sex with a popsicle.

Dan talks about a scuba diving trip with his son and an impromptu trip to North Carolina while the podcast keeps getting interrupted by phone calls and unexpected guests at Wendi's apartment.

The team has some technical difficulties this week, so the audio quality is terrible, but consider it an adventure in podcasting. If you can deal with it, you'll hear one heck of a comedy story from Dan and you'll be able to catch Wendi unintentionally taste testing a ghost pepper potato chip ... and she isn't happy about it.