It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate.

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No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.

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What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.

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If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.

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There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).

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Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.

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Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).

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Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…

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There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.

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What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.

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