It’s time for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2 and the first SpongeBob movie! We start this year off strong by breaking down a milestone in the SpongeBob universe. We watch SpongeBob and Patrick travel to Shell City and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton’s Plan Z. We discuss being a goofy goober and scary names like Dennis. Also, we get the chance to learn about calling the right person for the job, having confidence, and believing in yourself! So put on your headphones and in a Krabby Patty shaped vehicle because you don’t need a license to listen to this podcast. Also...ITS LEMON SCENTED!

Watch out! There’s a couple of pranking ghosts on the loose so have your Spector Detector out and ready! On our season 3 finale, we watch the Tattletale Strangler try to get his hands on our favorite sponge. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick buy some “Invisible Spray” and cause a lot of shenanigans around Bikini Bottom. This week, our intern Fatimah and special guest Christianna help us discuss snitching, pranking, what we’d do if we were invisible, and...the Salem Witch Trials? We learn a lot about being on time and the consequences of messing with others. Trust me, you don’t want to miss the laughs and chaos on this one so make sure to listen and we’ll see you in season 4!

You can’t trust those city folk and their flying machines! That’s why at this podcast we take a steam train everywhere! This week we see Patchy track down the famous “lost episode” and SpongeBob become a flying superhero! We discuss a treasure hunting appendage, flying machines, and weird scalp massages. Time to learn about staying strong and not letting people bully you and keeping track of important items. Also we get a nice warm and fuzzy lesson about the power of friendship! So hop on your favorite mode of transport and give the podcast a listen!

Hello beautiful people! Quick update for this weeks episode! Josh is sick so were taking a break this week! We love you all and we will drop the next episode next week!

Quick help me look in the dumpster! I’m looking for something! Anyways, this week we watch SpongeBob search for his name tag and Plankton “discovers” the secret Krabby Patty secret formula. We discuss nose hair, eating pet food, and hive mind powers! We learn about the best ways to remember stuff, how big plankton’s family actually is, and how to brainstorm ideas. Well get our podcast and listen while we search for my missing stuff!

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! This week we watch SpongeBob torture himself at Krabby Land and Squidward get attacked by a Sea bear! We chat about Omar’s parents trying to leave in him a forest, Josh’s roller coaster tycoon habits, and why Mr. Krabs is a freaking creep! Also we learn about not pushing yourself too hard, how to speed down a play place slide, and how to be prepared for camping! You don’t want to miss this, so draw yourself a SeaBear protection circle and give us a listen!

Quick get inside! I don’t want you to hurt your butt! This week we watch Mr. Krabs sell SpongeBob’s soul for some pocket change and Spongebob shatter his butt into pieces! We talk about the 7-mile spanking line, SpongeBob as our lord and savior, and of course the weird meta ending with a gorilla and a zebra. We learn to appreciate our second chances, being there for your friends, and the safety of indoors! So get your friends penny, napkin, and chip together and hunker down with our podcast!

*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP* Famous breakfast cereal mascots? Nope. Those are just our old bones, but don’t worry we’re still serving you up some hot, bran flavored podcast! This week we see what happens when Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob enter a snail race and how Mr. Krabs tries to feel young again. ALSO we have our best good friend Dan Baker to help analyze the infamous panty raid line. We chat about flossing, weed, and of course Spongebob. We learn about not being perverts, the importance of using the correct name, and getting older. Now please excuse me while I put on the podcast and take my big pill.

P.S. Check out Dan’s podcast, Chumbology: A Chumbawamba Anthology on all the famous podcast spaces or you can go to their website: http://www.chumbology.rocks/

BANOOGA READY! This week Patchy shows us another SpongeBob Special. This episode we go back in time to hang out with Squog, Patar, and SpongeGar and their fight over fuifui (Fire). We see more godlike powers, get spooked with some intense choral music, and get a peek into the past of Bikini Bottom. Lets learn about prehistoric names, hamster horror stories, and surviving your first New York Comic Con! Don’t be a dumbo and give us a listen!

Hey Welcome Back! Oh, what do we do while you’re away? Oh...we just wait for you to get back! This week SpongeBob and Patrick cause some trouble at boating school and Mr. Krab’s makes his one millionth dollar! We discuss what we did to get detention, how to identify a dollar with your taint, and the importance of dramatic music. We learn about crocodile tears, actually enjoying your accomplishments, and valuing people not possessions. Now let’s put on some Coral Blue #2 and listen together!