Take a seat! This is our new back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, and ukulele tuner! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick try to save Sandy from getting fired and we watch the Flying Dutchman be a total mooch! Let’s chat about inventions, nose picking, and jump scares. Maybe we will also learn some lessons along the way! Until then enjoy having your back scratched, hair combed, nose picked and ukulele tuned while you listen to this podcast and discover the POWER WITHIN.

Welcome to Is Mayonnaise A Podcast Towers! We Shall Never Deny A guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request! As long as your request is listening to Omar and Josh talk about SpongeBob! Watch the Krusty Krab turn into a swanky hotel and Mrs. Puff get fired from her job. As usual we learn about some crazy stuff, quitting your job, learning styles, and how badly SpongeBob needs therapy. Also the IMAP branding empire grows in this week’s bubble break! Now hop on this week’s podcast, and keep those requests coming! We’ll just charge you later…

Quick! Press this button, We are running late to the next podcasting recording! Uh oh, I think we accidentally got fused together! While we figure out how to deal with this, check out this week's Podcast. We see Patrick get incredibly smart and lose all his friends and Squidward and SpongeBob get fused together. Let’s chat and learn being smart without being pretentious, inspiration porn, and how much we enjoy the new Animal Crossing! So sit back and relax while we figure out how to pee in this new form.

Did you get your tickets for the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? I heard they’re almost sold out! This week Plankton falls in love with Mama Krabs and SpongeBob tries to make the next big superhero movie! We discuss dating, Karen’s real identity, and movie remakes. We learn about being honest about how you feel, playing to your friends’ strengths, and taking pride in your own creations. So snag those movie tickets quick and tune in to this week’s super-powered episode!

AREST THOU READY? This week is full of medieval mayhem and the only way Josh and Omar can deal with it is with their trusty Dungeons and Dragons friends! Join two IMAP veterans Dan Baker and Jose Martinez, and welcome Juliana Machlachlan to the podcast. We nerd out about DnD, speaking “Shakespearean”, and medieval hygiene. In addition we learn an embarrassing story about Omar, how food brings us together, and the lineage of court jesters. HEED OUR WORDS AND ENJOY THYSELVES! 

Another day another Nickel! This week We watch Mr. Krabs sell his pride and joy, the Krusty Krab and we see how Squidward deals with SpongeBob’s annoying laughter. We chat about chain restaurants, human resources, and quantum giggle theory! Most importantly we learn about the importance of passion, sticking with your ideals and revisit the idea that Mr. Krabs is kind of a horrible person! So give your laugh box a workout and give our podcast a listen!

Do you have any extra quarters? I’m trying to get a stuffed panda. I spent 20 bucks on this machine and I think I'm close to winning it! This week we watch Squidward get addicted to a claw machine game and destroy some property and we see what it takes to be a “good neighbor”. We discuss arcade game skills, what it takes to be a good neighbor, and picking a security system that will destroy your city. So check out this week’s podcast, while I go try to get this stuffed panda!

GARY! GARY! GARY! Do you know where Gary has gone? This week we see a bump in the road for Gary & SpongeBob’s relationship. Gary runs away and SpongeBob must find him. We see Gary’s life without SpongeBob, listen to the classic Gary Come Home, Mr. Krabs be inconsiderate (what else is new), and Squidward get violated. We learn about being a good pet owner, an attentive friend, and how much Patrick likes scented Pine cones! So hop on this podcast and help us sing together GARY COME HOOOOOOOME!

My baaaack….my baack, I slipped while you were reading this...so I’M SUING YOU. This week we watch SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to outsmart a junkyard worm and witness Plankton try to fake a back injury to take Mr. Krab’s to court. We discuss wet floor signs, go bags and lawyers. We learn the importance of a good mattress, how to deal with junkyard dogs, and liability insurance. So lawyer up and listen to this week’s episode!

OH NO IT’S A GIANT KRABBY PATTY BEHIND YOU! Oh wait..it's a tree. Sorry haven't gotten much sleep. This season we welcome back our special guest Dan Baker and watch The Krusty Krab spiral from lack of sleep. Also we see when ol’ “Iron Abs Krabs” does without his shell. We discuss diner culture, masculinity, 24 services, therapy and of course Josh gets accused of stealing lessons! So while we wait for our one-eye therapist to help us with our Krabby Patty phobia, give this episode a listen!