Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic, the best place to hide snacks, and the danger of crossing the streams. Josh and Omar dish out lessons about taking precautions while traveling, celebrating your friends, and trusting your gut! So tune in while I fire up the ol’ Spotmaster!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Stockings With Care: http://stockingswithcare.org/

City Harvest: https://www.cityharvest.org/

Prison Fellowship / Angel Tree: https://www.prisonfellowship.org/ 

You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of ourselves. We learn about exploring creative outlets even if you aren’t good at them and how selfishness can blind you! So go order yourself a Spongy Patty to-go and tune in to the podcast!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Safe and Sound Satos: https://www.safeandsoundsatos.com/

Black Womxn Exhale: https://blackwomxnexhale.com/

I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn about responsibility, bribery, and pushing yourself to your limit! 

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Sato Project: https://www.thesatoproject.org/

Samson The Wrestling Musical: https://www.levelground.nyc/

WaggyTail Rescue: https://www.paypal.com/donate?token=fLtOwxJUX_Xutg7NsIvBkKO-PtAUAl4rbVdh5HErFtchgNyc-NgAYKc6vHZLZaUdGDdJlu2Uvpdq0Gje 

Have you ever seen a more firm juicy warm patty like this one? Neither have we! This week let us watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, and Squidward is shocked into a completely changed person, a happy person. We discuss food fetishes, shock therapy, and a very passionate ham discussion as well. We learn about pursuing happiness, blowing off your friends, and what to do if someone you know is getting electrocuted.  

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Farm Worker Families Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/thank-you-farm-workers

- Native American Rights Fund: https://secure.narf.org/page/64457/donate/1?_ga=2.138618035.1827028688.1606356959-1698194415.1606356959

Let’s give this podcast some more pizazz! You there! Yeah you! Come check out this week’s episode where we watch SpongeBob and Patrick lose their spines on a new roller coaster and Plankton tries to spruce up the Chum Bucket! We discuss amusement parks, fighting ourselves to the death, and computer wife cuckolding fantasies. Learn about let people do what they are good at, emotional manipulation, and admitting when you are scared. 

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

City Harvest: https://secure.cityharvest.org/site/Donation2?2621.donation=form1&df_id=2621&mfc_pref=T

Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona: https://donate.communityfoodbank.org/give/111894/#!/donation/checkout

Hey....it’s really cold in here...DID YOU TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT? This week we watch SpongeBob move into the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab turn into frozen wonderland! We discuss the complexities of Snail Milk, seeing SpongeBob’s Mom in the shower, and living in a restaurant. We learn about trying to be excited for tomorrow, the side effects of sleeping pills, acting weird during the full moon, and making the best of what you got. So get away from my thermostat, and lets cozy up to a new episode!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Korean K9 Dog Rescue: https://www.koreank9rescue.org/donate/

The Fridge Girls Turkey Day Giveaway: Venmo: Thefridgegirls

Shhhh….I think I am being followed. Let me pull out my laser Bermuda shorts to get us out of here. We have another three-part episode! SpongeBob and Patrick spy on “Plankton”, Mrs. Puff tells us about the dangers of the road when SpongeBob is driving, and finally Squidward gets intense trying to figure out all the customers' names. Let’s discuss spy work, driving, and of course remembering people’s names. Learn about side view mirrors and when friendly competition goes too far.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Muddy Paws Rescue: https://www.muddypawsrescue.org/

Deanna Green Go Fund Me: https://gf.me/u/yssi88 Cashapp: $deannathadoll415

HAVE YOUR BOTTOM FEEDERS HANDY CUZ THERE’S A NASTY CASE OF THE ICK ON THE LOOSE! We got a three-parter this week folks! SpongeBob and Patrick show off their morning routines, SpongeBob waits for a package, and Bikini Bottom gets hit with the ICK. Josh and Omar discuss how they spend their mornings, boxtops, and how SpongeBob might have predicted COVID. We learn about adulting and keeping your emotions in check. Make sure to tune in and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

QUICK GET INSIDE OUR PINEAPPLE BEFORE THE DARKNESS GETS YOU! This week we watch the famous “Jim” come back to the Krusty Krab and how SpongeBob deals with his fear of the dark. We chat about toilet night lights, being afraid of the dark, and of course food. Lets learn about valuing your time, finding inspiration in mentorship, and dealing with fair pay.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Vote411: https://www.vote411.org/

Revolutionary Action Party Venmo: @revactionparty

WE ARE BACK! AND WE ARE READY! We start this season off hot with the origin story of the Mr. Krabs vs. Plankton rivalry. This week we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton recount their troubled past. We learn about being suspicious, proper jetpack safety, and the dangers of capitalism! Also did you know Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to be best buds? Maybe if we’re lucky, Josh and Omar will fight and create something as amazing as the Krabby Patty! You will just have to grab some scurvy fries and listen to find out!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Fair Fight: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/fair-fight-1

Freedom Cooking With Youth: https://gf.me/u/y3xn7m