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The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar and Josh get a little sentimental as they review this wacky and weird season. Don’t worry, we got you covered with plenty of lessons on hiding your secrets, be careful on recommending people for jobs, and two warm and fuzzy WUMBO lessons perfect for a finale. So make sure you don’t miss this one and thank you for joining us for another season!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Bowery Mission: https://www.bowery.org/donate/

PUNK BLACK: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-the-1st-black-owned-rock-network-studio

OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people distract you from work, valuing all kinds of beauty, and being careful what attention you attract. Make sure you tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Asain Communities Support Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhUsl6rB_g/?igshid=1dkahwc9sh28u

Columbia Workers Strike

https://www.gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with-columbia-academic-student-workers

You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons about being gentle with your pets, having proper leadership, and taking care of your precious eggs.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Sex Workers Project: https://sexworkersproject.org/

Fierce: https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/551356

The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks, busty fish, and have a fight of their own about ketchup and fries. They’re also serving up lessons about washing your hands, valuing other peoples’ perspectives, and being creative with your resources. So hit up your local food truck and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Black Lives Matter Tucson: https://blacktucson.com/

Texas Relief Mutual Aid Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLfUNEil6hP/?igshid=4skcne9ycngb

Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you lessons about using lip balm, standing up to bullies, and not comparing yourself to others’ success. So get your coffin-jockeys ready and tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Black Artists Burrough: https://www.blackartistsburrough.com/

Troop 6000 Girl Scouts of Greater New York: https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this 

week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing prison musicals, summer camp, and cannibalism (sounds fun right?). Don’t miss out on their lessons about including everyone on your fun, understanding team dynamics, and much more! 

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

LGBTQ Arizona COVID-19 Relief Fund: https://www.equalityarizona.org/relief-fund

Instagram with time sensitive Mutual Aid Opportunities: @Openyrwallet

I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, Spongebob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff Spongebob, giving each other black eyes, and reminisce about Kid’s Meal toys. They’ve cooked up lessons about keeping track of your lies, avoiding toxic masculinity, and maintaining your brand so don’t miss out! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a “pipsqueak patty” and some “small fires” calling my name.

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Esperanza Dance Project: https://www.esperanzadanceproject.org/

The Peace House DC: Venmo/CashApp @PeaceHDC

Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming, those awkward elementary school photos, and how cool Spongebob’s mom is. Lessons include getting ready early, not jumping to conclusions, and facing your problems directly. Freshen up for those photos and make sure to tune in!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

TMC Covid Giving: https://www.tmcaz.com/covid-giving/ 

Shannon’s Top Surgery: https://gofund.me/37042fc7

You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom museum, conspiracy theories, and Blue Meanies. Want to learn about being careful with your prized possessions, hands-on training, and accepting all things come to an end? Then make sure to tune in and join us on this journey to Atlantis!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

-Tucson Food Share: https://tucsonfoodshare.org/

- Uptown Wagon: https://twitter.com/uptownwagon Venmo: @Uptown-Wagon

Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity errors in the SpongeBob lore and choking on sentiment. We learn about keeping your evil deeds to yourself, learning to adapt, and not making more problems for yourself! So while you wait for your reservation to that new place, tune in! Happy New Year!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

New York Cares: https://www.newyorkcares.org/

Undocumented Women’s Fund: https://chuffed.org/project/undocumented-womens-funds