IT’S TIME FOR THE BEST DAY EVER!! The best way to start the best day ever is with your friends. So we brought our friends with us Fatimah, Dan, and a brand new person Caroline! We watch SpongeBob try to have his best day ever and also watch him deal with Patrick’s giant gumball gummy. We make some weed jokes, talk about cutting boards, and swallowing gum. We discuss being honest, minding your own business, and selfish friends. Now let’s continue our best day ever with this week’s podcast!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

House of Tulip: houseoftulip.org

The Community League of the Heights (CLOTH): cloth159.org

Elijah McClain GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/x5g5vw

Black Art Futures Fund: https://www.blackartfutures.org/

House of Pentacles: https://www.alliedmedia.org/house-of-pentacles

Hey? Do you know where our Ol’ Reliable went? We think someone stole it, was it you?! This episode we watch SpongeBob accuse Patrick of stealing and watch everyone be nicer to a Squidward puppet instead of the real Squidward. We discuss creepy puppets, trusting your friends, and sentimental gifts! We also give our two cents about SpongeBob being a member of the LGBTQ community! Let’s learn about keeping track of things that are important to us, being kind to people, and examine your own behavior. Oh! We found Ol’ Reliable! We had accidentally left it on the bus...sorry we accused you...anyways put on the podcast and give this us a listen!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

The Okra Project

https://www.theokraproject.com/

A friend of Omar’s is collecting money for a Trans Person whose top surgery needs funding (Time sensitive so do not donate to this link if you are listening past 6/30/20)

Send Donations to @sinverguenza, “Top Surgery” in subject line

A link that allows you to donate to multiple Black Trans Orgs all at once!

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/blacktrans-queer

Have you tried this new Kelp Shake? It’s Delicious! This week we watch a “biker gang” come to Bikini Bottom and also we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to take down Kelp Shakes. Let's discuss misunderstandings, tricycles, and of course old people. We learn how to keep our eye out for businesses that pander to us, and teaming up with our enemies. Welp, I got to go get another Kelp Shake before they close, listen to the podcast while I’m in line!

P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode

Mutual Aid Fund for Sex Workers of Color

https://gf.me/u/x6yitk

Erik Salgado’s Funneral Expenses

https://www.gofundme.com/f/2157kp9xyo

Hey? Like my sweet ride? I won it and it makes me cooler than you! This episode, we watch Patrick rub his new boat and boating license in SpongeBob’s face and of course we watch Patrick let the power of royalty come to his head. We discuss the frustration of being bad at something, being a good friend, and incestous monarchies. We learn about starfish weight, abuse of power, and sharing power as well. Well, I’m going to bump this week’s podcast in my fancy boat mobile, you should too!

P.S. We prerecorded this episode before a lot of the justified protests concerning the murder of George Floyd by the police. Here at IMAP, we fully support the efforts of these protests and black people who are fed up with their treatment in an abusive system. We added a forward at the beginning of this episode in which we suggest 2 links to donate to which are below. Remember your advocacy for the equal treatment of BIPOC and the defunding/abolishment of the police doesn’t stop at these two links. Educate yourselves and support those who deserve equal treatment.

-George Floyd Memorial Fund

https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

-NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund

https://www.naacpldf.org/

ABRACADABRA! Ah man, that spell was supposed to turn you into ice cream! This week we watch Squidward get mistaken for a monster and SpongeBob mess around with a magic kit. Josh and Omar chat about magic animals, demilitarizing the police, and what constitutes an ice cream threeway. Lets learn about keeping wild animals safe, how commercialism destroys things, and embracing the unknown. So put on your wizard hats and stare at your Kelpy G poster while you listen to this week's podcast.

Quick shrink down and help me, the pointy bit from the end of my clarinet is stuck in my throat and I need you to zap it out! In this episode we see Spongebob and Patrick take a trip into the bowels of Squidward and Patrick takes up a new identity as Patricia to “protect” himself. We discuss the problematic nature of sexual harassment in a kids cartoon, the importance of tone, and untested science. While you are journeying to find the pointy end of my clarinet, listen to this week’s podcast!

What are you looking at? Oh my gorgeous wig? ;) I’m glad it brought a smile to your face! This episode we see SpongeBob struggle with a forced vacation and also watch him rock a wig for an episode. We discuss wigs, answer a listener email, and talk vacation. Lets learn about proper attire, getting the most of your vacation, and sticking with things you love. Now if you will excuse me, while you listen I have a wig to remove lice from.

Welcome to our podcast! We also just opened a gift shop where we sell frick ‘n’ frack and bubble gum! This week, we see Plankton “give up” the restaurant business and some Mad Snail Disease hysteria. We learn about the importance of spreading accurate information, and trusting others. Now give us a listen while you shop in our imaginary IMAP gift shop, I hear there is a very realistic Josh Waifu pillow in the back.

*Content Warning*

We try to keep the podcast Covid-19 free (so you can escape the drama for a moment) and there is a small content warning in the 2nd half of the episode. Trust us it was hard to avoid with Act 2’s content but we kept it light.

Throw a coin and make a wish! If you wished for a new podcast then you got one! If you didn’t I’m sorry I’m not a genie or a magical wishing well. This week we watch SpongeBob’s spatula break and Mr. Krabs make a wishing well. We discuss the scams that are wishing wells and fancy equipment. Lets learn about using simple tools, being careful what you wish for, and where wishing wells came from. Throw more money towards your wishes and strap in for some podcast fun

Here please take my credit card and buy me a bunch of stuff so I can go to Karate Island! This week we see Mr. Krabs’s attempt to throw Pearl an amazing birthday and SpongeBob get lured into a timeshare scam. We discuss the lies of cartoon credit cards and the racist stereotype of Master Udon. Learn about dealing with scammers, keeping fakes out of your life, and listen to us plan our ideal IMAP party! While you're buying stuff with my credit card get you some new headphones to listen to this week’s podcast!